Shit- SHIT-

Probably kill myself

Same

Insult blaze so she could eat me

*Paralyzer plays*

Hide from blaze and be super nice to ezlo so he wouldn't summon her.

Ezlo will be your best friend then

Yes finally, I have friend

Now you have an enemy you can comprehend

Guess I’ll die then.

(Or maybe I would rather throw Galeem Kirby off a cliff.)

Yes

But he will come back

Die, because Blaze will just eat earth

Sierra is gonna be your best friend then

The dumb ass rabbit that revives people

Finally have a reason to die

G: eeeeeeeeeeeee

Or maybe try to survive and just have a reason to randomly start break dancing in the streets to random songs because the apocalypse is coming and then I’d raid something

https://youtu.be/6jcengZ7OKA

Gonna play this

Yes

And then if any of them find me ima just start randomly running around in circles and laughing uncontrollably

Ezlo: you ok bud?

No
*starts wall jumping*
It’s a me! A trash can!

Despi: *shoots you*

Ezlo: STOP

I am inevitable
*starts running full speed at despi while leaving a trail of blood*

Despi: shit

*he switches Place with Ezlo

*i pull up and do a back flip*
Not happening
*i start running circles around them*

*Despi tries to push Ezlo into you but Ezlo moves before that*

Drop the beat!
*i start rolling away*

Ezlo: he needs help

*Despi is trying to stab you*

I don’t need help. I need answers
*keeps dodging*

*Despi stabs you*

I lost all feeling long ago
*starts rocking back and forth*

*Despi shoves you off a cliff*

*grabs a rock*
Never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Despi: long live the meme

*pushes you off*

Ahhhhhhhhh
Simba: noooooooo
Wait when did he get here
Simba: I didnt. You’re hallucinating
Epic
*i hit the ground and break all my bones but somehow survive*
Hahaha. You guys aren’t even dangerous. Ha

Despi: *brings huge plate* gonna serve you to the boss

Pfft. The boss? Yeah right. Who is it? A stick bug. Hahahahahhahaha

*Despi takes the plate to Blaze and she eats you whole*

Despi: victory

Wait what just happened. Why is it so dark? Where am I? Who am I?

Blaze: you are no one and you are in a cave

Who r u

Blaze: not important

Hello not important. These walls feel squishy

Blaze: because this is a different type of cave with no name

Interesting. I wanna leave now. Where’s the exit

Blaze: I don’t know

Well you better

Blaze: I don’t

Welp time to go spelunking
*i take out a grappling hook and use it. It digs into blaze’s inside causing excruciating pain*
Spelunking is fun

Blaze: stop

Why?

Blaze: because you may damage the rocks

Why should you care? And where are you anyway?

Blaze: somewhere

Ok. Ima go rock climbing
*starts climbing somehow*

*Blaze moves quickly which makes you fall down*

Earthquake! Reeee
*runs into the wall*
Is it hot in here or is that just me?

Blaze: shut tf up

Why? Is there something you aren’t telling me?

Blaze: just shut up

For what reason? Give me a reason! Now!

Blaze: I need quiet, now shut up

Why?
*i start climbing this time jabbing Spears in to keep my grip*

*Blaze drinks some lava*

Blaze: stop

Woah lava!
*it burns my one finger off*
Pain is hilarious
*swings away from the lava and keeps climbing*

*Blaze eats Despi*

Despi: uh- HEY STOP

Oh it’s the ugly spider. What if I said no?
*kicks him to the bottom and keeps climbing*

*Despi uses string to pull you down*

What the frick do you want? We’re both trapped in here. Do you wanna get out of this cave or what? And I assume that it’s not important is trapped here too

*Despi explains what it is and ties you up in string*

So we’re in a giant dragon’s stomach? Breh suuuuurrrreeeee. I totally believe you

Despi: I’m not letting you leave

Why?

Despi: Because

Aren’t you gonna die too?

Despi: I’ll climb out

Breh if I’m going down so are you
*i somehow latch onto him and get him tied up as well*

*Despi breaks out and ties you up completely*

Shoulda figured that. You are a freaking spider after all. But alas, there will be no happiness for you
*i head butt a dagger into his side*
Try surviving that

*Despi dodges it*

*i laugh maniacally*
Dude I think he’s finally lost it
Yeah he really has
Everyone stay calm
Shut up!
I’m gonna go sip some tea

*Despi shoves you into the acid*

Hahahahahhahaha bubble baths
*my arm melts off*
Isn’t that soo silly?
*i Stab myself in te chest with a dagger*
Hahahahahhahaha this is fun! Do you want to try?

Despi: nah

*Despi is climbing out*

Cmon it’s so fun!
*splashes some acid that his despi*
*my leg melts off*
Woah. Science is cool

(Despi was climbing out)

*despi climbs out*

Despi: he will die now

Blaze: ok

*Blaze leaves

*i am continuing melting*
Oh look! A teleporter!
*i pull a teleporter out of no where and teleport away, half melted*
(This isn’t a regular rp so I’m kinda going insane. Also someone took down my image with E because the drawing was gonna make them kill themselves)

(I took down the image)

(I thought so. lol e is meant to look terrible)