*hands gun*

thanks. *puts gun on pillow* it's not working.

that my friend look like some1 beating their meat

np. *hands book on how to commit suicide* say hi to girlofrays for me, will ya?

*reads book and holds up gun and shoots self* wait why am I not dead?

lol idk.

I am actually trying to do it irl.

wait legit? srsly, tell girlofrays i said hi then.

I don't even know where they are, and every night since the past week, I was trying to suffocate myself with a pillow.

oh, girlofrays either committed suicide, or is still alive. and if you die, know that you;ve been a great friend to me and i thank you.

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't have the wits to impale myself with a knife.

oh no, you just cut major arteries with it. (foot, back of wrist, side of neck)

I told you, I don't have the wits. And I need my limbs to type.

oh, ok. dont think u know what i mean.

Well, I think know half of what you mean.

ima go to bed. gnight.

probably...

I'm failing. It turns out that it's really hard to suffocate yourself with a pillow. I'll listen to sunny next time lol/

XD try a knife.

bye.

by.

*bye

*hands Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster* *is hiding a lighter behind my back*

What is that?

A Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It's an alcoholic beverage.

Um, no thanks.

You want to die right?

Uh, yes.

pour this all over yourself, and I'll light you on fire.
I WILL BURN YOU AT THE STEAK!

Oh ok. *pours all over self*

*lights on fire*

*dies and respawns* @_@

O_O

*screams*

Want help?

*gets out an ion cannon* this should get the job done... *puts face in it and fires it*

*respawns again* You know what I'll just die of old age.

Oh wait... sorry, i forgot.. *puts MY face in it and fires*

omg

*respawns a minute later*

yep. I guess we'll have to just die of old age.

*eats the pillow* I dont think that was a marshmellow...

I was using that!

Sorrrry

I gotchu fam.
- grabs Big chungus from a portal
- sets on pillow
Your welcome.

Dude Zero ate the pillow.