what did i miss

WHAT DID IIIIIII MISS

bruh

what?

You are not a man of culture

yesh

Want a free ride in the back of my white van?

*throws you in the back of the van and locks it and sits down* Okay get ready I'm terrible at driving

Oh god

*crashes into random houses while driving for an hour* ok we're done *let's you out of the van*

Is something wrong?

OH SNAP

Yes.

That's why I locked the van. If you went flying out, that would've been bad.

my own sibling almost killed meh

what?!

you were adopted by president_puppy right

your turn

*yeets fridge into space*

Huh interesting.

ye

you should never have said yes to the ride in the van.

*throws refrigerator at you*

MOM! ARCTIC_CREEPER THREW A FRIDGE AT MEEEEE!!!

Anyone can yeet fridges.

ok *yeets fridge out the window*

See? Anyone can yeet fridges. *takes another fridge from pockets and sets it on the ground*

*kicks fridge and fridge goes flying*

yes is something wrong

no but that means we are siblings

You didn't realize the fact that I'm a penguin, right?

i know u r a penguin and im a bunny

Well okay. So who nearly killed you?

Do you always do that?

n o. . . i a m k i d d i n g. . .

I throw fridges all the time. *takes fridge out of pockets*

*yeets fridge at nearest building*

how are u so strong...

i am not that mean

Dude, the back of the white van was safe. I tested it out before. I launched it with a cannon.

okay, so um I don't know the road safety laws.

*license revoked*

I don't even have a license.

XDDD PLEASE MAKE THAT A TEMPLATE