Homer Bar

*Walks in* uhhhhh. Do you have any Sprite

*pulls out shotgun* alcohol only

Omg ok! I'm leaving

LEAVE

I left!

THEN HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!

Idk *leaves* *comes back in* why no non alchohol

That's not the price *hands 198 bucks back*

Lol but I want more

You'll see what the price is

Ok. I want 50 more

BECAUSE THIS IS AN ALCOHOL ONLY BAR!!! *Whispers* but I'll let you have a soda disguised as a beer for a price

*whispers* ok. Can I have sprite disguised as vodka

Yes you can! *Pours the vodka out and pours in sprite* here

Amazing thank you! *hands 200 bucks*

*gives 50 more* ok that's gonna really cost you *wink*

*Downs them all in 5 minutes* *burps* thank you what's your price

Alright. Gimme your car, and your house and we good

Um lol wut

Give me everything you own

How bout the 200 bucks

I'm 12 😂

(I'm 11 and I'm a bartender? It's a roleplay mate)

True lol

Here have my seaside mansion black g wagon

*takes*

Thanks! *leaves

*kicks ash out of the bar*

Me: *walcc in*

Hi

Can I has beer *gives you $1000*

*hands 500 beers*

Yay. *drinks all of them and gets drunk af*

Okay okay! *teleports out*

Alright now get out before I blast your noggin off

*walccs in*

Hi, what can I getcha?

Uhh...a beer plz...*holds out money*

*takes money and hands a beer*

*takes beer* Thx!

No problem

*drinks beer*

Any more beers?

Yeah...*give you like $50*

*hands you 25 beers*

*sits down and drinks them one by one*

Want any more?

*drunk* Nah...

*pulls out shotgun* then get out before I blow off your noggin

Oki....*stumbles out*