Homer Bar

*comes in with shotgun*

hi! would you like some fo- OH GOD YOU HAVE A GUN

no i came to visit my boi i still like trains

um... ok... would you like some pigs in a blanket? only 5 bucks!

f**k no

ay you bum

the f**k you want?

I'm visiting my friend

you raped my house

*pulls out Mossberg pump action* try me

*pulls out dead childs as protection and condoms to protect ears from bang bang noise*

*pulls out naked woman moaning*

That's the wrong thing *pulls out shield made of dead children* better

*masturbates by using mind*

whered you get that exclusive item

I have no idea

give me

No

lets trade

i give you belle delphines bath water you give me women

Belle Delphine is nothing to me

thanos gaunlet

No

what do you want

the famous bat soup

I want the famous bat soup

but i wanted the famous bat soup first

No u

no u

i cant even get that

No u

no more we need to be a team to get the famous bat soup

Yes

and what should i change my name to

Change it to "BatSoupHunter"

yes

done

theres 3 people on our hitlist for bat soup

Ok

puppypresident anonymouslydeleted and nico

Ok. Let's go for puppy now

ok

https://imgflip.com/user/President_Puppy

https://imgflip.com/user/anonymously.deleted next hit

sir this is a bar

Yes, I know. I pulled out the wrong thing

the right thing is worse

I don't care. This is my bar

Uh... ok...

I TOLD you not to work here!