Good sir, as you can see in my remark above, the frequent misspellings and often exaggerated mistakes in my grammar were in an effort to convey my mind was that of a child, or at least a being who possessed great ignorance towards the planets in our solar system. Thus, I hoped to humor the audience with the idea that only said person or persons would even begin to contemplate the nonexistence of the planet in question. i.e satire.
In fact, I find it quite appalling ANYONE would dare to hypothesize that one such as I would consider this idea and proudly boast of my belief online.