Out of Coffee

THERE IS A DEADLY PANDEMIC DEVASTATING THE WORLD ECONOMY; BUT YOU WILL BE OK IF YOU WEAR A FACE MASK IN PUBLIC, WASH YOUR HANDS REGULARLY AND AVOID TOUCHING YOUR FACE; ARE THERE ANY SHORTAGES? YES, THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER; BUT IF YOU ARE CAREFUL, THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND; AND THERE IS A COIN SHORTAGE TOO, SO YOU WILL NEED TO USE EXACT CHANGE WHEN PAYING BY CASH; CAN WE STILL USE OUR DEBIT CARDS? YES, YOU CAN STILL USE YOUR DEBIT CARDS; BUT, THERE IS ALSO A SHORTAGE OF DR. PEPPER... ...AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS BEEN CANCELED