KNOCK!

Bedroom you sad

no. NO. BACK OFF OF YOUR GRANDMOTHER

IM SORRY MY MIND IS DIRTIER THAN TAP WATER IN FLINT

BUT BRUH

Say*

yes.Why?

Why the fu©K is my mind so dirty

Lol.
My diagnoses was WAY more accurate.

filthy train.

Yes I agree

Aren't you married?

6lyes

Aren't you my grandson?

Yes

Aren't you running for President with me?

Yes

So don't. Just don't.

MY MIND IS DIRTIER THAN TAP WATER IN FLINT I'M SORRY I DON'T THINK VERY OFTEN

SO I'VE BEEN TOLD(Cambridge water is great)
I know you don't think often.
So is this all you think?

Any real ideas?

If it's not trains or dirty minded stuff it doesn't get thought about often

No

Me neither. Maybe t or d?
Connect 4?

ToD

Ok.private image?

Sure

*kicks gun out of hand*

*puts down gun*

Thank you.

*pulls out noose*
Jk

If you pull out another vessel of suicide,I will let myself die,park my ass at the gates of heaven or hell( whichever you end up in) and keep you from going in,tormenting you forever.

I'm suffering enough in this life it won't be any different (and I don't actually have a gun or noose IRL)

Don't try me.
And I figured.

You have no idea how much I am suffering in this isolation

Oh. I'm sorry.

Thank you

Wot now?

Yes

Well I'm dying of boredom

Would you like to die of, say, gunshots instead?

Um no.

*pulls out another gun*

*pulls gun out of your hand*
Why are you trying to commit suicide?

That way I can't ruin anymore conversations, see?

We like you ruining conversations, it's amusing.

Do you?

Mhm.

Really?

Why do you think I'm kidding?
And yes.

Most people hate it

Well I don't.

Knock on my door next time and we'll call it even.
(And remember next time: I'm a 12 year old grandma, so ew.)

I'm a year older than my own grandmother...

._•

I don't know *pulls out gun and points it at head*

We all have guns for hands, and DON'T!