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How much for some soy sauce and 8 cooked spinal cords?

$1 for sauce
$40 for the spinal cords

Can I have some? *hands $1,000*

*hands 200 spinal cords*

Thank you very much

Come back any time if you need arms or armor(skyrim reference) or legs etc.
Or anything

(Skyrim, the superior video game)

Ayyy
Do you play

It's my fave game (aside from mincecraft)! Ofc I play it!

Noice
What’s your favorite weapon

Glass sword

I like how Glass looks the best overall, but for weapon, I have been through so many good weapons.
Probably some sort of dagger to skin my real life victims
*Unsheaths dagger and 2 seconds later horrified screaming stops*
I also like Auriel’s bow

Oh yeah that bow is good lol

Well I’m off to rest for my daily hunt tomorrow
Musn’t be tired when skinning people you know
Ya don’t wanna cut off your finger
But the you can just eat i and it’ll grow back

Aight

NO
Little kids could see this

How much is the spinal cord?

How much you buying

Five

That will be $25

*hands you twenty five dollars*

Hands you 5 spinal cords

Do you sell kneecaps?

Yea
How many you want

I need around 584.

Around 574

That will be $114

Oh dang

Can I trade you 150 femurs?

Ya

*gives 584 kneecaps*

*gives 150 femurs*

Pleasure doing business with you

Np

How do you skin the flesh?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bkxyy5g0g0
Enjoy :)

Can I get 10? It's for a project.

Sure
Thats $50

*pays* thanks m8

*Gives 10 spinal cords* thank you have a good day

Nicd

*nice

I bought five.

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But I did.

oki, lmao

Do you want one?

no thx.

Why? They're delicious

im not hungry any more.

lmao

XD