Spire: Uhm hello

Jim: hi!

Spire: What's your name?

Jim: I'm jim! You?

Spire: My name is Spire. Nice to meet you.

Jim: nice to meet you too! *Reaches hand out to shake*

Spire: *nervously reaches arm out, sleeve still covering it*

Jim: come on! Don't be shy!
Guff: (my oldest persona/OC) yeah! Don't be shy

Spire: Sorry it's just... *rolls up sleeve to reveal a paw where his hand is supposed to be*

Guff: wait wot
Jim: oh, I've shaken hands with WAY worse *looks at fade*
Fade: BRUHHH

Spire: *nervous laughter*

Jim: any questions or dares?

Spire: What do you like to do?

Fade: I own hell
Jim: for the last time fade this is my ask blig

Spire: *bows to Fade in respect*
Spire legit 2 seconds later: Sorry that's kinda my fault...

Satan: *appears*
Fade: get me a coffee!
Satan: yes sir! *Gets coffee* just the way you like it
Fade: thank you. Now torture those sinners

Spire: *in shock*

Fade: told ya
Jim: now go *pushes fade away* any more questions or dares?

Spire: *in too much shock to speak*

Fade: *runs back* told ya
Jim: GO AWAY FADE! *pushes fade away*

Spire: *still in shock* H-how are you not scared of him?

Fade: I got this. Hey angel! Go back to your stupid heaven!

Angel: *looks at spire for a second*
Spire: *low growl* *shows full form, flicking his barbed tails angrily*

Fade: Im his boss of course!

Spire: Not talking to you, no offence =_=
Spire: *feels a light presence* Sweet mother of neptune I think there's an angel nearby *angel appears next to Spire* Well looks like I was right *moves away from the angel quickly*

Jim: cuz I know his weakness
Fade: and I'm not going to kill him
Jim: and I don't get scared easily

The angel: *moves toward Spire*
Spire: nuh uh not today *lets out a growl forceful enough to blow it backward 10 feet*

Angel: *keeps walking towards spire*
Fade: *grabs the angel and smashes it into the ground* *throws it off into the distance*

(Dang this story went in two different directions, quite literally)

(yes)
Jim: GET THE FUDGE OFF OF MY ASK BLOG!!!!
Fade: fine *goes away*

Spire: *SH00K*

Spire: *mumbles to self* What does she want from me... she keeps coming back and I don't know why... *all 3 of Spire's barbed tails stop flicking*

Jim: any more questions or dares?

Spire: I don't think so...

Blog*

Jim: I like to train my Pokemon, and play videogames

Spire: Understandable. *sees demon* Hold on a sec *teleports the demon back to the demon realm and then teleports back*

Fade: *walks over* you are a demon too?
Jim: THIS IS MY ASK BLOG FADE!

Spire: Ouch my ears... but yeah I am

Fade: do you know Satan?

Spire: Yes.

Fade: me too! He works for me. I kinda own hell
Jim: this is my ask blogs fade! You get yours next week!

Spire: Y-you what?!

Jim: why won't anyone come here