There were plenty of scandals. There was Michelle's sleeveless dress, their name rhymes with "Osama", a photographer once caught Sasha looking distracted for 1/40 second at an official function, there was that meme showing a Columbia University I.D. featuring young Barack Obama under a different name (it was a good effort, but poorly researched. The I.D. shown was dated 1981, but it was a digital type of I.D. which wasn't even used on driver's licenses back then, let alone college I.D.s), there's the charge of BPWB, and who can forget TanSuitGate?