wedding cake

PARTY IS HERE INSTEAD

WHAT THE HELL!!!! *Smashes beer bottles on your head*

*AHHHH, MY F**KING HEAD* *Goes to bartender* HEY STUPID BARTENDER, CATCH THIS *Trips over bartender*

*punches you square in the nose* BIATCH

*Throws grenade on the floor* NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE

*grabs grenade and shoves it down your throat* nope. Only you

*goes to bathroom and poops it out, Shoves it down toilet* NOW THE FISHES GOING TO DIE

*shoves your face in the toilet and flushes* DIE SCUM!

TO BAD, I ALREADY AM IN MY CAR, *Shoots iliketrains in the foot

OW WTF!!!!!! *shoots out your tires* *shoots a rocket launcher at ship-shap*

*Car tire is flat* LOSER, I CAN DIG UNDERGROUND, *USes underground digger*

oh my g od , plzzz stop. you're kind of ruining the party

No!

ummmm are there guards at the wedding, 'cause, Houston, we have a problem

In here

thank god

WTH DUDE

STOP FIGHTING, GUYS!!!!!!!

Hey hey hey woah you two, calm down

Hey hey hey woah you two, calm down

what the h*ll?!?!?

*shooting*

Ha! There is acid underground!

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE SEWER SYSTEM

[image deleted]

I KILLED THE ALLIGATORS

Go home your drunk 😂

No!

Ok then stay idc 😂 it’s kinda funny. Want so cake?

I don't like cake

party pooper

I don't! (Literally I don't not even IRL)

Dude irl I HATE soda so I get it 😂

Lol

Lolly

[image deleted] sis this is what im wearing for the wedding

Ooooh that’s nice!

thanks

meh god...

Woa

O, this is a PRIVATE IMAGE

okay I'll deletus mine

IM THE BARTENDER GET YOUR DRINKS HERE!

can i have a sprite plz

Yes *gives sprite*

*chugs it*

*wakes up suddenly* HOLD UP

*grabs a coke* *sneaks some vodka into the coke*

*drinks it*

noice

*drinks the vodka/coke* mmm

yum

mmmmm

MY ALCOHOL! *hisses*

gives back

*drinks vodka/coke* ah.....

XD

ALCOHOL TASTES GOOD!!! WOOOO

DRUNK DRIVER,

IDRC WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE BEING DRUNK AT PARTIES! GIVES ME AN EXCUSE TO DO ANYTHING!

YOU LIKE BEING DRUNK HUh? WELL HERES SOMETHING TO GET DRUNK ABOUT *Throws bottle at your head*

*laffs too loudly*

*catches it before it hits him* whoa whoa whoa

iced AB negative, light on the leukocytes!

Here you go! *Hands the drink she just mentioned*

Thanks

No problem Nico!