wedding cake

PARTY IS HERE INSTEAD

*shooting*

WHAT THE HELL!!!! *Smashes beer bottles on your head*

*AHHHH, MY F**KING HEAD* *Goes to bartender* HEY STUPID BARTENDER, CATCH THIS *Trips over bartender*

Hey hey hey woah you two, calm down

*punches you square in the nose* BIATCH

*Throws grenade on the floor* NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE

*grabs grenade and shoves it down your throat* nope. Only you

*goes to bathroom and poops it out, Shoves it down toilet* NOW THE FISHES GOING TO DIE

*shoves your face in the toilet and flushes* DIE SCUM!

TO BAD, I ALREADY AM IN MY CAR, *Shoots iliketrains in the foot

OW WTF!!!!!! *shoots out your tires* *shoots a rocket launcher at ship-shap*

*Car tire is flat* LOSER, I CAN DIG UNDERGROUND, *USes underground digger*

oh my g od , plzzz stop. you're kind of ruining the party

No!

ummmm are there guards at the wedding, 'cause, Houston, we have a problem

In here

thank god

Hey hey hey woah you two, calm down

WTH DUDE

STOP FIGHTING, GUYS!!!!!!!

what the h*ll?!?!?

Ha! There is acid underground!

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE SEWER SYSTEM

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I KILLED THE ALLIGATORS

meh god...

Go home your drunk 😂

No!

Ok then stay idc 😂 it’s kinda funny. Want so cake?

Lol

Lolly

I don't like cake

party pooper

I don't! (Literally I don't not even IRL)

Dude irl I HATE soda so I get it 😂

[image deleted] sis this is what im wearing for the wedding

Ooooh that’s nice!

thanks

by the time this thing is over, I'm gonna be at 100,000 points probably, lol

you love lia and twilight
Dude, you're awesome.

yes i am

haha yeah

XDDDDD

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hiiii