Warning sign: Lifeguard is 5 years old.........

Ikr
That's ridiculous.

Holy titanic killing iceberg.

Holy titanic killing iceberg.

You commented this twice on here, XD.

I did it twice for reasons

That reason is???

This is too weird. Way too weird.

Hmmmmmm

I mean, she screams when she you know what never mind

Oh!
Yes, she did scream.

This is off the weirdness chart.

Yep

That's why it deserves two holy titanic killing icebergs.

Meanwhile the people who don't know how to swim:

;-;

but in all seriousness, a 5 year old lifeguard will not be able to save anyone.

Yep
True