HAVING A RATIONAL DISCUSSION ABOUT MYSTERIES ON JBSA. IMMEDIATELY DECLARING IT WAS ALIENS. OR GHOSTS. OR MERMAIDS. LATCHING ON TO ONE WORD AND USING IT TO SPIN AN AMAZING BUT BULLSHIT STORY. NOT LETTING JACKSON EVEN FINISH DESCRIBING THE MYSTERY, RIPPING ON HIM, RIFFING OFF EACH OTHER AND TURNING JBSA INTO SUAS.