Gilbert Gottfried tells a joke about a monkey, a duck, and Joe Biden

A MONKEY, A DUCK, AND JOE BIDEN WALK INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER ASKS THE MONKEY, “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?” THE MONKEY SAYS, “I WANT A SASSY BITCH WINE.” THE BARTENDER SAYS, “SORRY, WE’RE OUT OF THAT. AOC LEFT A WHILE AGO.” THE MONKEY REPLIES, “THAT’S OKAY. GET ME A “MISTLETOE JOE” AND PUT IT ON THE DUCK’S BILL.” THE BARTENDER ASKS, “WHAT’S A MISTLETOE JOE?” THE MONKEY REPLIES, “IT’S A DRINK THAT LOOSENS YOU UP AND YOU FIND YOURSELF SNIFFING AND KISSING PEOPLE. JOE BIDEN HERE LIKES IT AGED BETWEEN TWO AND SEVENTEEN YEARS.”