Warning Sign

*gives a teddy bear*

*stuffs it over your nose and mouth until you suffocate*

both of us will die

Nooo *dies*

Same here *holds out claw for a high four*

*as close to a high four as an f40ph can do*

Lol

Give me a dude, a ballpoint pen and 2 minutes.

Lol

*grabs ballpoint pen*
*Smiles darkly*

Where are you gonna stick that

Trachea. Or temple,either works.

Ok

What did you think I'd do?

Let's just say my mind is dirtier than tap water in Flint

Ey, you a Massachusetts boi too :D?

Yes

*gives you air*

Congratulations! You just gave me your oxygen supply and you can't breathe now

wot

I had smol breathing problems for quite a while tho so I dont feel a difference

*grabs plant*

*stuffs plant in your mouth*

bruh

THE POOR PLANTTTTT

PLANT OFFENDED ME

NU IT DIDNT THE POOR THING *starts giving it CPR*

YES IT DID
STOP GIVING THE PLANT CPR

NU ITS DYING *feeds it water* AAAAAAA

WHY ARE YOU GIVING A PLANT CPR

BECAUSE ITS THE INTERNET *somehow revives it*

ye

*iiiiiinhaaallleee*

wot

Yes

Nu

gives smallest bouncy ball

Stuffs it down your throat

*gives you a pice of bread*

*rolls it into ball and stuffs it all down your throat*

Name an object and I will towel you how I would kill a person with it.

Guinea pig

I would shove it down their throat and hold it there until they die of either suffocation or dehydration (it depends on the tube the guinea pig goes down)

ok

https://www.strawpoll.me/20747177

Wot

you will kill yourself with this twin turbo s30 boi

That is extremely easy to kill someone with: smash into them while driving at 80 mph and then do a U turn and run you over.

no, the speed will give you a heart attack first then your ghost haunts the car to kill the target.

Ok whatever