Warning Sign

Same here *holds out claw for a high four*

*as close to a high four as an f40ph can do*

Lol

*gives a teddy bear*

*stuffs it over your nose and mouth until you suffocate*

both of us will die

Nooo *dies*

Name an object and I will towel you how I would kill a person with it.

Guinea pig

I would shove it down their throat and hold it there until they die of either suffocation or dehydration (it depends on the tube the guinea pig goes down)

ok

https://www.strawpoll.me/20747177

Wot

you will kill yourself with this twin turbo s30 boi

That is extremely easy to kill someone with: smash into them while driving at 80 mph and then do a U turn and run you over.

no, the speed will give you a heart attack first then your ghost haunts the car to kill the target.

Ok whatever

*gives you air*

Congratulations! You just gave me your oxygen supply and you can't breathe now

wot

I had smol breathing problems for quite a while tho so I dont feel a difference

*grabs plant*

*stuffs plant in your mouth*

bruh

THE POOR PLANTTTTT

PLANT OFFENDED ME

NU IT DIDNT THE POOR THING *starts giving it CPR*

YES IT DID
STOP GIVING THE PLANT CPR

NU ITS DYING *feeds it water* AAAAAAA

WHY ARE YOU GIVING A PLANT CPR

BECAUSE ITS THE INTERNET *somehow revives it*

ye

*iiiiiinhaaallleee*

wot

Yes

Nu

*gives you a time bomb with less then one second left*

*throws it back at you*

*throws it’s just far enough behind you for you to not reach and throw it back in time and activate my shield bubble and float away*

Oh okee den *stands while bomb explodes* that tickled

Umm😑 *detinates the back-up nuke I played with a mile radius and stays in my nuke resistant bubble while I watch you suffer*

Oh yay! I like to suffer!

*Me who thought life couldn’t get more depressing*

here’s an impossible triangle made out of a snowball

Put it around the neck. The brain will overload trying to figure it out and stop pumping blood

Ok *gives*

dies cuz of crashing devil z at u. no airbags. f40 ph fan dies of crash. devil z regenerates