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Or maybe just take my word for it | If you really want to meet God, and confirm gender identity, 
I can give you a simple method that worked well for me. 
First find someone that meets with your general criteria for deep attraction.  
Convince yourself that there's a possibility when in truth there is none. 
The final step is critical to meeting God.  
Focus all your mental effort and attention on the connection you feel 
with that person, and try as hard as possible to make them feel an orgasm 
through that connection alone. You will meet God the next time you go to sleep.  
He will grab your heart and squeeze, 
while saying in what sounds like 
an uncomfortable attempt to use language 
"You are evil".  
If you're fool enough to wake remarking
"Why didn't you just kick me in the side of the head and say 'wake up asshole'?" 
you'll discover that he can use people as puppets 
without them having any clue they've been controlled. 
He will do exactly that.  

Have I met God?  
No more than you already have. 
You're living in Him.

I just don't have my head cluttered 
with all the bullshit people believe 
in the absence of a simple 
boot to the head. | image tagged in solid proof | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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You're not Walt Whitman so stop trying.
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GUILTY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Down Syndrome | NEIL UNDERWOOD *RETARDED NOISES* | image tagged in down syndrome | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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God loves hecklers! But I'm not God... | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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English is not your primary language is it? You didn't see name tag either, did you? πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘
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0 ups, 4y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMQfJJZbGJ8
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0 ups, 4y
From one Jim to another, it's all good...
0 ups, 4y,
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so what r u trying to say?
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0 ups, 4y,
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yeah, lol this makes no sense.
0 ups, 4y
same
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It will.
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0 ups, 4y,
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oh. ok.
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0 ups, 4y,
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I’m trying to free your minds, people. But I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.
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1 up, 4y,
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oh god...
0 ups, 4y
what?
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i do not understand stuff like this.SO SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME IN A SIMPLE LANGUAGE IN WHICH ANY KID CAN UNDERSTAND
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yes plz!
0 ups, 4y,
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i asked you.....
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no, i dont understand.
0 ups, 4y
then someone pls explain to me
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i dont believe in heaven or hell
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I like Robert Heinlein's take on that.
"I tend not to believe in anything because it gets in the way of knowing."
0 ups, 4y
wow i never knew who the hell he is but i also think the same
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If you really want to meet God, and confirm gender identity, I can give you a simple method that worked well for me. First find someone that meets with your general criteria for deep attraction. Convince yourself that there's a possibility when in truth there is none. The final step is critical to meeting God. Focus all your mental effort and attention on the connection you feel with that person, and try as hard as possible to make them feel an orgasm through that connection alone. You will meet God the next time you go to sleep. He will grab your heart and squeeze, while saying in what sounds like an uncomfortable attempt to use language "You are evil". If you're fool enough to wake remarking "Why didn't you just kick me in the side of the head and say 'wake up asshole'?" you'll discover that he can use people as puppets without them having any clue they've been controlled. He will do exactly that. Have I met God? No more than you already have. You're living in Him. I just don't have my head cluttered with all the bullshit people believe in the absence of a simple boot to the head.