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Xendar: Hello mortal...
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Charlie: hewo!
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Xendar: I am Xendar. The great leader of The Empire...
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Andrew: *listening*
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Xendar: *turns to Andrew* Hello there, mortal...
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Andrew: Whats the emipre
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Xendar: My army of xenophobic humans. Trained to kill anything and everything that isn't them... except for me, of course.
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Andrew: That doest sound good *pulls out nerf minigun*
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Xendar: .... *begins hysterically laughing*
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Andrew: *loads it with explosive bullets*
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Xendar:..... *triangles glow*
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Andrew: So how about it?
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Andrew: *starts firing*
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Xendar: *defects them with his hands*
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Andrew: Hmm, how about a truce
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Xendar: A... truce? Go on...
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Andrew: Maybe I can join what you work for?
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Xendar: So... you want to be trained to kill anything and everything that isn't The Empire?
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Andrew: I kind of do that, my world is overrun by zombies
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Andrew: ?
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Xendar: Do you really think you can stop me with that thing?
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Andrew: yep
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Xendar: Ok then... *two white triangles materialize* *the two white triangles replicate* *the replicated triangles form smaller triangles, which act as fingers* So be it...
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Charlie: WOW!
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Xendar: *evil chuckle* yes... wow...
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Charlie: :0 YES WOW!
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Xendar: *comes out of the shadows* *is a giant blue sphere surrounded by 6 triangles, each one a different color*
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Charlie: wut dat?
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Xendar: What, this? *holds out a purple triangle*
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Charlie: nice!
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Xendar: Yep... *each triangle glows*
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Charlie: :o
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Xendar: >:)
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Charlies: :0
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Xendar: ÒwÓ
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Charlie: yup! It's weirdddd
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Xendar: these are my Triangles. They are the sources of my power.