We this is weird because I am a male, but here goes"

Kiss Anakin - He's a fun character, but super over-dramatic

Marry Luke - The dude's my childhood hero, so this is obligatory

Kick Kylo - I actually quite like him, he's just sort of..... shady?

Kiss kylo mary luke kick Anakin

Well, even if I prefer Anakin than Luke, I would take this cuz, well I don't want someone that will try to kill me with his Force for husband if that's ok

Yeah, Anakin is koko for cocoa puffs...

Kiss Anakin, probably a great ride even though he's a bad guy. Marry Luke, I mean how could I not? That's a real man! Kick Kylo, Adam's hot, but Kylo is too much of a cry baby. If I was into dudes, I'd need a real man. 🤛