HI, I’M JOE BIDEN, AND I’M RUNNING FOR THE SENATE. BRING YOUR KIDS TO COME JUMP UP ON MY LAP AND RUB MY LEG DOWN WHILE I SNIFF AND KISS THEM. POOR COCKROACHES WHO RUB MY LEG HAIR DOWN ARE JUST AS TALENTED AS WHITE KIDS. YOU KNOW...YOU KNOW THE THING. YOU AIN’T BLACK.