I BET HE’S THINKING ABOUT OTHER WOMEN; OKAY, SO IF I SELL THAT GUYS HOUSE I MET AT THE GYM 4 WEEKS AGO AND MY SISTER-IN-LAWS FRIENDS COUSIN USES ME TO BUY A HOUSE, I’LL GET A HUGE COMMISSION...AND INSPECTIONS WILL GO GREAT...AND TAXES WON’T EXIST ANYMORE...