Mocking Spongebob

Oh crap I'm not really on when it gets featured

Me roleplay me roleplay

I'm barely on XD

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But it just got featured

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Look at my latest image XD

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What roleplay

I quote from you, "me roleplay me roleplay" XD

Yes.

Dx

I'm watching r/ihadastroke videos it's funny

I will

Ahhh I'm barely on XD

same

I also have terrible wifi *explodes*

xD

IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY PHONE *explodes more*

OOF

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Lol my tagline...XD It's horrible

Look at mine

It's correct tho

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

XD
Mine is...well...Bakugou probabaly would

Not mine.

XD

Srsly. I could kick his @$$

You dare challenge Katsuki Bakugou!?

BET!

You're challenging Katsuki Bakugou!? *gasp*

I'M CHALLENGING THAT BIATCH!!

ILL KICK HIS @$$!

*fan girl gasp* Not possible!

*puts dukes up*

I won't allow my precious Katsuki get beat up!

I'VE BEEN SNORTING THAT GFUEL! IM READY!!

*Gasp* BAKUGOU!!!
Bakugou: What the h3ll do you want!? I'm busy!!

Now I'm watching total drama

lol

Anne and Ryrye: *walk out*
Tyler: *jamming to his music*
A couple girls: *whispering, pointing to Tyler and giggling*

Jess: *starts singing the songs they're practicing in band while walking*

Tyler: *all of a sudden stops everything* *mutters* someone knows.....

Jess: *glances at him*

Tyler: what is the glance for?

Jess: *stops singing* Of course I know..I'm not stupid!

Tyler: you know what?

Jess: I know you're not actually a hero...

Tyler: not yet I'm not!

Jess: *slight growl* You're never gonna be a hero...

I'm rewatching all seasons

Kyle: *walks in* fade get back here!
Fade: *hiding how drunk he is* I gottaaa rum... I mean run! *Runs all wobbly*
Kyle: *chases*

Jess: XD

Ryrye: where did Kyle go?
Anne: Ryrye! Come on, leave them alone. Let's go home and let your dad and your uncle fight it out
Tyler: *listening to music*

Jess: Uhh

IM ON THE FUN FRONTPAGE FOR THE SECOND TIME!

Noice

Kyle: cool. I don't care. They teach you how to fight. Everyone has a unique fighting style.
Fade: and you can be a "hero" without some weird school
Me: true dat

Jess: It's not weird! *looks for Kirishima* Dang it...

Fade: kind of is. And stupid. VERY stupid.
Kyle: I second that.
Greninja: grenin! (I third it)
Me: I fourth it

Jess: *mutters to self*Where's Kirishima when I need him...?
Bakugou: *looks at you all*

All: *form a huddle* *mutter and whisper* I bet that bakugou guy is gonna try to fight us. He's a wimp! He's weak too.

Jess: *walks off to find Kiri* KIRI!!

Tyler: hold on.... *Runs behind a building real quick* *some sort of roar* *comes back* better

Jess: Okay...

Tyler: shut up!

Jess: *rolls eyes and walks to UA*

Tyler: not you...

Jess: Okay

Tyler: HOW ARE YOU HUNGRY YOU JUST ATE!

Jess: *walking to class*

Tyler: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T?! I WATCHED YOU!

Jess: *hears the bell go off* S*** *shifts into a cheetah and runs*

Tyler: hmmm bell. *Turns into poison and runs*

Jess: *stops at the door and shifts back into a human*

Tyler: *turns back into Tyler and bursts into the class* I'm not late am I?

Aizawa: Yes, you are...now sit down!
Jess: *sighs and sits next to Kaminari*

Tyler: hey! I'm new I don't know anything here! *Sits down*

Jess: *whispers* Mr. Aizawa is like that with everyone...
Aizawa: *start teaching*

Tyler: oh ok.

Mr. Aizawa: Your hero names have to reflect on your quirks...
Jess: *giggles* Easy...

Tyler: *thinking* ok... I'm a villain. Let's think of a hero name that can also be a villain name.....

Jess: *glances at Tyler suspiciously*

Tyler: *thinking* oh yeah. Poison. Duh!

Jess: *writes Widow in Japanese on her paper*

Tyler: *thinking* I need to tell the villains! I need to find out where all the secrets are.... Maybe at the graduation ceremony we can attack....

Jess: *gets up and walks out of the room*

Tyler: ohhhhhhhhhhhh that clears it up

Tyler: Mr aizawa? What if you don't have a quirk?

Mr. Aizawa: Well, then put something that reflects your personality
Jess: *glances at Kirishima and Kaminari* *whispers to them* There's something sketchy about him...*points at Tyler*

Tyler: ok! Thanks Mr aizawa! *Writes down poison*

Mr. Aizawa: Come on Jess!
Jess: Okay..*gets up and takes her paper up front*

Tyler: *tapping pencil*

Jess: I'm Widow...*embarassed look*

Tyler: *secretly has headphones in and is listening to music*

Mineta: *perverted voice* Sounds exactly like you...
Jess: *walks back to her seat* Shut up you pervert!

Tyler: *takes headphones out* *tapping his foot* *thinking* come on... When will this class end so I can tell the other villains the secrets?

*everyone else goes up*
Jess: *mutters* Hurry up! I've gotta go! Tamaki is waiting!

Tyler: *walks up*

Jess: *waits to leave*

Tyler: oh ok. That clears it up. Can you still be a hero without a quirk?

All Might: Yes...*thinks of Deku* Yes you can...
Jess: Yeah...sure you could...

Tyler: ok! Just wondering! I'll get back to class now! *Walks back to his class*

Jess: Bye...*turns to All Might and Mr. Aizawa* I don't trust him...
All Might: Why not?
Mr. Aizawa: Me either...

Tyler: *walks back in the class* alright! The me has returned!
Some students: *giggle a little*

Teacher; *tries not to giggle* Okay, good!
Jess: I just..don't...he seems sketchy...and I have a feeling he's not really a hero...
All Might: I know you wouldn't lie Jess, but I need proof of this....

Tyler: *sits down*

Teacher: *continues*
Jess: Okay...I can get proof...just give me time...
All Might: Okay

Fade: *appears behind Jess and all might* proof of what?

Jess: Umm...nothing!!

Fade: hmmmm *very sus*

Jess: Don't worry about it...

Fade: it's the truth. And I could easily kick your @$$.
Kyle: he could
Greninja: GRENINJA! (I second that)
Me: I do too

Bakugou: Whatever...I gotta go to class! And so does Jess!! *slaps Jess on the cheek to wake her up*
Jess: *wakes up* ahh fuq...

All: you have to go to class?
Fade: I mean, I'm a billion years old.
Kyle: he is.
Me: I did make him that way

Bakugou: *rolls eyes* We're U.A. students...training to become pro heroes!
Jess: Yeah

All: *laugh*
Fade: *between breath* you- hero? *Laughs harder*

Jess: *growls* I killed my own parents who were villains! Just to get into this school!

Fade: I'm a villain. Kill me and I'll respect you.
Kyle: defeat my phone on team and I'll respect you.
Me: I'm never going to respect you

Jess: *looks at you* I don't need your respect! *looks at the others* I don't need ANY of your respect either!

All: *at separate times* oh no! She's sad now!
Fade: *whispers* you are still the one learning how to fight in a school...

Jess: *eye roll* I'm not sad you idiots! I'm always like this...*about to walk away* I've got better things to do than talk to you losers...

Fade: and for the record.... If you didn't kill your parents, I would

Jess: They're dead so who cares

All: yes- losers? *Crying of laughter* yeah- because very successful people are losers. *Fall to the ground laughingz

Jess: *eye roll* You're losers because I'm in this school and you aren't!

All: we aren't in the school because we already are pro's. And we don't want to be.

Jess: Well I'm also only 15 so...

Kyle: I'm 16.
Me: I'm 11
Fade: I'm a billion years old

Jess: And...we're only allowed in this school if we're 15 or older...

Kyle: I could enter, then again I already know how to fight

Jess: It's too late to enter anyway! *eye roll*

Fade: *hold up kirishima's head* oh I killed him.

Jess: *screams really loud...in fact so loud it could bust your ear drums!*

All: *can't hear her, as they are blasting music into headphones*

Jess: *screams* KIRISHIMA!!!!! *collapses onto her knees*

Fade: what? He tried to fight me. Thought I was evil. I am, but he was still annoying

Jess: *tears run down face*

Fade: why are you so sad? He was a terrible fighter, and plain ugly and annoying

Jess: *voice shakes* Becaue...I-I...

Fade: because why?

Jess: *voice cracks* Because I loved him!

All: *laugh* that idiot? *Laugh even harder*

Jess: *cries*

All: why did you love that idiot? He was stupid, ugly, and weak!

Jess: *looks up* Beacuse! And he wasn't weak! He wasn't ugly! AND HE WASN'T STUPID!

Fade: he was all of the above *throws the head to me*
Me: *throws the head back*

Jess: *tears run down cheeks*

Kyle: *eats a burger* ew what is in this crap?!
Fade: oh I snuck some kirishima meat in there
Kyle: and there goes my appetite

Jess: *screams*

Fade: *posseses Jess and makes her stop crying* ok this crying is getting annoying

Jess: -_-

Fade: *laughs*
Kyle: I'm gonna go grab burgers made of COW.
fade: you do that
Kyle: *walks away*

Jess: Leave me alone...

Fade: nah.
Me: me neither
Kyle: *walks back* finally a burger that's not human *looks at fade angrily*
Fade: *Snickers*

Jess: *runs to class*

Fade: remind me again what they are going to class for please
Kyle: to "be a hero" you don't need some school to "be a hero" literally just kill a villain. Or defeat them in a fight. Like I did to you.
Fade: did not
Kyle: did too
Fade: no proof
Kyle: *shows him the vid of Kyle beating fade*
Fade: that's photoshopped.
Kyle: but there isn't a watermark.
Fade: *under breath* dammit

Jess: *bangs head against wall hoping to die*

Fade: *sees that* bruh, I can literally take you to my realm, and torture you. And if you want to be a hero *mocking voice* go to your special school
Kyle: *chuckles a bit*

Jess: SHUT UP! *runs to class to find Kaminari*

Fade: *holds kaminari's head up* killed him too.
Kyle: you are a dam killing machine!
Fade: hey, not my problem. They jumped me!

Jess: Well I know you couldn't have killed Sero...he's at my house with my freinds! *runs*

Fade: *holds up the heads of all your friends* I'm a party crasher
Kyle: HOLY SH-

Jess: *bangs head against a wall*

Tyler: why not? Do you also not believe in me because I don't have a quirk?

Jess: No...that's not why...I'm not stupid...I know a villain when I see one!

Tyler: WHY DO YOU THINK IM A VILLAIN?!

Jess: *growls* Because....You're different from all the others...and I don't mean being quirkless...

Tyler: how exactly am I different?

Jess: You have evil intentions...I can sense it...

Fade: *laughs maniacally*
Kyle: *eyes almost pop out of head* dude you need to chill on the killing.
Me: yes you do

Jess: *screems*
Bakugou: Shut up Jess!

All: you both need to shut up.
Fade: you are annoying
Kyle: I second that
Greninja: Grenin! (I third that)
Me: I fourth it

Jess: *runs off to her house screaming*
Bakuogu: *follows her*

*blood is all over her house*
All: *follow*

Jess: *runs to her room and screams so loud all the glass shatters*

Fade: SHUT UP!!!!!
Kyle: yeah. Please shut up. You are hurting Dragonite's ears
Dragonite: *holding ears*

Jess: *shifts into a wolf and howls*

Kyle: thank you.
Fade: thank you!
Dragonite: Drago Drago nite! (Thank you)
Me: finally

Jess: *still howling*

All: we live near the woods. Wolves aren't annoying

Jess: *still howling*

Fade: ok now it's kind of annoying

Jess: *howling changes to growling*

Tyler: ok

Jess: But, I can sense that you're not actually a hero...so if I were you...I'd run and get as far away as possible or...I'll go get the rest of my classmates

Tyler: well, I'm not a hero yet. Gotta graduate from the UA!

Jess: Whatever...

Tyler: *sees all might and Mr aizawa* hey! Me aizawa! All might! I need to talk to you!

Mr. Aizawa: Uhh okay...
All Might: Okay
Jess: *sees them and runs up*

Tyler: *sees Jess* *thinks* oh no she caught on..... *Out loud* how exactly do you get a quirk?

All Might: Well, um...we have to be born with it...
Jess: *looks at Tyler* Uhh...okay...

Fade: can you shut up please?

Jess: *stops*

Fade: thank you.
Kyle: thank you!
Me: thank God!

Jess: *eye roll*

Kyle: *depressed*

Jess: *shifts back into a human*

Kyle: *you can hear the sadness in his voice* what now?

Jess: Nothing, I was just gonna go...back to UA and try to talk to the teacher...

Kyle: *obvious sadness* ok.
Fade: bruh get over it!
Kyle: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST "GET OVER IT"?!

Jess: I can wait, what's wrong?

Kyle: all my Pokemon disappeared one day. *Pats where pokeballs usually are*
Fade: JUST GET OVER IT! GET DIFFERENT POKEMON!
Kyle: did you just tell me to just "get different Pokemon"?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUDT SAY THAT TO ME?!

Jess: Well, uhh sorry bout your luck! But right now, the death of my friends is WAY more important!

Fade: WE ALREADY TOLD YOU UT WAS A PRANK!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Jess: Still...i have other friends, and they're dead... so...yeah...*walks away*

Kyle: you don't seem so sad about THEIR death....

Jess: *Walking away*

Kyle: but seriously fade. DID YOU ACTUALLY TELL ME TO GET DIFFERENT POKEMON?!
Fade: yeah. It's some dumb Pokemon. So what?
Kyle: here *hands fade 5 beers*
Fade: ooh *drinks all the beers*
Kyle: now you are drunk *smashes fades face on a wall* *punches him in the face REALLY hard*

Jess: *heading to UA*

Kyle: *looks at the unconscious fade* *thinks for a moment* *throws the empty beer bottles at his head* *bottles smash on impact*

Jess: *sees Kirishima and the others*

Kyle: *smashes fade's head on the concrete*
Fade: *bleeding a sh!t ton*

Jess: *walk*

Kyle: *sits down*
Tyler: *walks over by Jess* hello

Jess: Uhh, hi

(btw Tyler is an mha OC)
Tyler: hi! I'm Tyler!

(Okay)
Jess: Hi...I'm Jess

(Tyler doesn't have a quirk, but he has something else)
Tyler: how r u?

Jess: been better...

Tyler: me too. Are you going to UA?

Jess: Yeah

Tyler: me too!

Jess: Oh, cool

Tyler: yeah! (Well ig he is basically venom, in mha lol)

Jess: *heads to UA*
(NOICE)

(thx)
Tyler: so, what are your powers?

Jess: I have several, shapeshifting, half and half, toxin, earth bending...and some others

(btw Tyler is a villain posing as a hero to break into UA)
Tyler: hmmm I have a symbiote in my body, and when he comes out, you are dead.

(k)
Jess: *suspicious look* Am I though...I know their weaknesses...and I have just the quirk to defeat one!

Tyler: and what's that?

Jess: Fire!

Tyler: that only separates us. It doesn't kill him. What kills him, is if he is on earth too long without a host. Aka me

Jess: I didn't I'd kill it, I said I know their weaknesses!

(I guess it's pretty cool)
Tyler: *still walking*

Tyler: *thinking* finally..... *Out loud to Jess* hey do you know where the bathroom is?

Jess: *stops* Yeah...down the hall...*points to it*

Tyler: thanks *runs to the bathroom*

Jess: *walks down the hall towards where second year students stay*

Tyler: *calls someone* ok. I'm in the UA. No I'm not a hero! I invaded it stupid. Ok. Yeah, this person named Jess is helping me find stuff out. I say on the graduation ceremony, we attack

Jess: *sees that Tamaki is gone* Crap...

Tyler: *on phone* I have to go. It'll seem suspicious if I'm in the bathroom too long.

Jess: *heads to the band room*

Tyler: *heads to his next class*

Jess: *walks in*
Kaminari: You seem shooken up,whats wrong?
Jess: Tyler seems suspicious...don't tell him anything...

Tyler: *enters his class* am I early this time?

Teacher: No, you're just on time!
Kaminari: Okay...
other band members: Okay...

Tyler: oh that's a first

Teacher: Well...
Jess: *starts singing*
Jiro: *sings while playing bass*
Kaminari: *plays electric guitar*
Tokoyami: *also playing electric guitar*
Momo: *playing whatever the f*** she plays*
Bakugou: *plays the drums*

Tyler: this is a hard group. I'll make you laugh

Teacher: Okay...
Jess: *singing*
Jiro: *sings while playing bass*
Kaminari: *plays electric guitar*
Tokoyami: *also playing electric guitar*
Momo: *playing whatever the f*** she plays*
Bakugou: *plays the drums*

Tyler: *sits down*

Teacher: *teaches*
Jess: *singing*
Jiro: *sings while playing bass*
Kaminari: *plays electric guitar*
Tokoyami: *also playing electric guitar*
Momo: *playing whatever the f*** she plays*
Bakugou: *plays the drums*

Tyler: *texting* *in the text Convo* ok, IM in my second class.

Teacher: *teaching*
Jess: *phone goes off* You guys keep going...I'll be back
Jiro: *sings while playing bass*
Kaminari: *plays electric guitar*
Tokoyami: *also playing electric guitar*
Momo: *playing whatever the f*** she plays*
Bakugou: *plays the drums*

Tyler: *in text Convo* ok, remember. Attack on the graduation ceremony day.

Jess: *answers call* Yeah, this kid Tyler...he's kinda sketchy...and honestly...probably shouldn't be trusted...
Jiro: *sings while playing bass*
Kaminari: *plays electric guitar*
Tokoyami: *also playing electric guitar*
Momo: *playing whatever the f*** she plays*
Bakugou: *plays the drums*

Tyler: *gets call in class*

Jess: *on phone* Okay...I'll talk to Mr.Aizawa and All Might about it...

Tyler: teacher? Can I see all might?

Teacher: Sure...I guess...
Jess: *ends call* Uhh, guys I've gotta go talk to Mr. Aizawa and All Might! I'll be back as soon as possible!

Tyler: *runs to where all might is*

Jess: *runs to where All Might and Mr. Aizawa are*

Tyler: is it because I'm short? That's so offensive!

Jess: Uhh no! Mineta's even shorter than you...

(how tall is mineta)
Tyler: WHY DO YOU THINK IM EVIL?!

(lol umm 3'6)
Jess: *growls* I don't have to explain

(oh Tyler is 5'4". He smol)
Tyler: CHILL!

(lol)
Jess: I'll prove I'm right...

Tyler: how?

Jess: You'll find out...

Tyler: *thinking* how the hell Is she on to me?

Jess: Welp, *sarcasam*I've gotta go kill em with my voice...*giggles and walks away*

Tyler: and I gotta go back to class *goes back to class and sits down* did ya miss me?
Some students: no! Shut up!

Teacher: *sarcasam* Welcome back...
Jess: *walks back into the band room*

Tyler: tough crowd....

(gtg)

(seeya)

I'm literally serious. I will beat the $#!+ Out of him

He weak

Bakugou: *glares at you* What did you say!?

I said you are weak.

*grabs bakugou and flips him on the ground then steps on his back*

Bakugou: *blasts you in the face*
Jess: O_O

*walks through the blast* *punches him square in the nose knocking him down*

Jess: $*&^!! *runs up and takles you*
Bakugou: *bleeds a tiny bit*

*throws Jess into a brick wall* *kicks bakugou in the face*

Jess: *uses quirk and makes sure she doesn't hit the wall* BAKUGOU!!
Bakugou: *wakes up and blasts you in the face*

*takes a tiny step back* *runs at bakugou* *snaps his neck* *pulls out tiny knife* *stabs him in the neck*

Jess: Idiot...*makes time go back and makes sure Bakugou lives* *Shifts into a wolf and growls*

*sarcastic* oh no I'm so scared of a wolf. *Blows into dog whistle* *shoots bakugou's brains out*

Jess: *covers ears with paws* *heal Bakugou with quirk so he can NEVER die!*

Ugh... *Shoots Jess a $#!+ Ton*

Jess: *swiftly dodges each bullet*

Fade and Kyle: *walcc in*
Fade: why are you fighting again?
Kyle: come on train. You know you aren't supposed to fight after your surgery!
Me: ugh! Fine!
Fade: good boi
Kyle: I second that

Jess: ? *stands still and goes back to human form*
Bakugou: What the h3ll

Both: he's not supposed to be fighting.
Me: they're right. I had some shoulder surgery. *Winces in pain* I just hid the pain while fighting.
Fade: now just stop fighting!
Me: fine!

Jess: 'kay...just leave Bakugou alone...

Me: I'll do what I want thank you.
Fade: ugh. There really is no stopping you. *FACEPALMS*
Kyle: ughhhhh

Jess: *face palm* Normally I wouldn't care what happens to Bakugou...but...*sigh*

All: but, what?

Jess: This time was different...

All: how?

Jess: I wasn't just gonna let him die! *looks at Bakugou* I never would

Fade: *posseses bakugou* *makes him punch Jess*

Jess: *dodges* Still wouldn't matter!

Fade: *makes bakugou blast Jess*
Kyle: *FACEPALMS*
Me: *eats popcorn*

Jess: *dodges* Still won't matter

Fade: *makes bakugou pick Jess up* *makes him throw her off a cliff*

Jess: *shifts into a jagwin and flies above them* Still!

Fade: *posseses Jess* *makes her punch bakugou*

Jess: *tries to resist*
Bakugou: What the h3ll

(fade is the god of all mind demons. He created the mindscape realm. He cannot be stopped when he is possessing you.)
Fade: *makes Jess kick him in the balls*

(well okay then)
Bakugou: *winces* Idiot...

Fade: *makes Jess scratch bakugou's face in her wolf form*
Kyle: I'll stop this, *throws a pokeball* *Greninja comes out*

Bakugou: *dodges her attack*

Kyle: Greninja use water shuriken.
Greninja: *hits Jess/fade with a huge water shuriken* *knocks Jess out*
Fade: *exits her body* that's a really weak body....

Bakugou: *glares at you* Don't make fun of her!!