Sad Pablo Escobar

I BOUGHT A PAIR OF PANTS ONLINE TO AVOID THE HASSLE OF GOING INTO THE STORE. I SHOULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT THEM AT THE STORE. THEY DON’T FIT. I HAVE TO REPACKAGE THEM; DRIVE TO THE POST OFFICE; WAIT IN A LONG LINE; DEAL WITH A POSTAL WORKER WITH A CRAPPY ATTITUDE.