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-don't think quark likes this guy | FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION #168: "WHISPER YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS"; FORMER REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN DENNIS HASTERT: QUIETLY CHAMPIONED A FEDERAL HIGHWAY BILL THAT WOULD JUST SO HAPPEN TO CREATE A MAJOR HIGHWAY NEAR ILLINOIS FARMLAND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO OWN. SOLD SAID PROPERTIES AT 500% PROFIT. LATER CONVICTED OF PEDOPHILIA. | image tagged in star trek | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 5y,
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MegadrummerJ
2 ups, 5y
Not to mention that, while in office, he was accused of selling information to Turkish operatives- a claim which he denied. Later, when he was out of office, and had become a lobbyist, he received $ 37,000 dollars a month from- wait for it: THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT!
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    FERENGI RULE OF ACQUISITION #168: "WHISPER YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS"; FORMER REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN DENNIS HASTERT: QUIETLY CHAMPIONED A FEDERAL HIGHWAY BILL THAT WOULD JUST SO HAPPEN TO CREATE A MAJOR HIGHWAY NEAR ILLINOIS FARMLAND HE JUST SO HAPPENED TO OWN. SOLD SAID PROPERTIES AT 500% PROFIT. LATER CONVICTED OF PEDOPHILIA.