Bored at 1 in the morning role play (idk a good name)

Epik

Imma join cause I'm bored.
J.J: hello
Alana: hello
Emma:hello

Kira: hi
Anxiety: hello
Cyan: hi...

The three: we are so bored XD

Cyan: well no s**t,you wouldn't be here if you weren't
Anxiety: I HAVE SAID THIS TO MANY TIMES,STOP SWEARING

Ashley: me in a nutshell whenever Julie or Jack swears
Julie: -image:-

Jack: xD

Ashley: NUUUUUU!!!! -covers ears-
Julie: -continues-
All; - swears-

JAck: *swearing in russian*
Zero: *doing the same*

Jaycee and Landon: -not swearing at al-

Toon link: ебать тебя
(its russian)

(K)
Both: what does that mean???
Irl; too lazy to google it up

Zero: It means F*** you

All: the more you know

jack: ебать тебя Im sorry I just wanted to

Both: it's ok! Now make Toon Link and Kris kis!!
Kris: -a "what did you say???" Look- -facepalms-

Cyan: that video exists? That's a mood
Anxiety: not agreed
Me:SO NOW CYAN KNOWS INTERENT LANGUAGE??
Cyan: we just look it up,not that crazy

Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
J.J: you can google it up

Cyan: speaking of lily...where is she?
Anxiety: WE LOST THE CHILD AGAIN

All: OOF!!
Vector: Furret (I can help)
Kris: let's split up and look for her

Lily: hi dads!! *falls from a small tree she was hiding in*
Anxiey: STOP RUNNING OFF WITHOUT SAYING YOUR LEAVING!!!

All: I hope you don't mind us but OOOOOH SHE IN TROUBLLLLE

Cyan: found her

Cyan: I'll watch that later
Anxiety: don't you dare watch It around lily
Cyan: I won't, jeez

Nick: if you swear around little kids, they Willa be eventually do it
Jane: that's bad
Vector: Furret (indeed)

Cyan: that's a problem....cause lily already kinda sorta swears
Anxiety: yea... We might be bad parents

Thre: oof.

Anxiety: not exacly in trouble,this happens way to often
Lily: it's because you never play with me
Cyan: we do,you just complain after saying "why do you have to work??? Can't you just stay home?"
Lily: it's because we are dead,you shouldn't have a job after you died
Anxiety: she kinda has a point

All: ahh, we see.
Kris: indeed she does

Lily: see,I'm smart ÙwÚ
Cyan: suuuure you are

566 comments. That's a lot of cOmMeNtS

Dawn: *thinking: heck* fine I talked
Me: OMG DAWN CAN TALK???
Dawn: you made me,you shouldn't be surprised
Me: oh yeaaaaaaa, got a point
Dawn: *sigh* your stupid as hell

All: well, they aren't wrong

Me: I'm aware that im dumb,and that's why I have dawn. Cause dawn is...way smarter than me
Dawn: yep

Fade: ok then

Dawn: why am I talking?
Me: cause you have a cool voice?
Dawn: thanks,I guess but my voice is more creepy than cool *dawns voice sounds kinda like if it was distorted by an old radio,but the distorted noise is pretty quiet*

Yes

Yeshhhh

On an unrelated note, CaN i JoIn

SuRe

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Anxiety: *jumps off of a random ledge* IM GAY
Cyan: we know that anxiety

Fade: what the hell....
Kyle: what is life anymore.... *Obvious sadness in voice*
Tyler: what the actual hell
Fade: KYLE GET OVER IT!!!! JUST GET MORE!
Kyle: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST TELL ME TO "get more"?! SERIOUSLY?!
Tyler: oh god...m

Kira: what da hec is going on??
Anxiety: the new people are arguing,I'm being gay,and cyan is being cute
Cyan: no I'm not!!!
Lily: I'm here too beech

Fade: oh Kyle's Pokemon disappeared and he's depressed. I told him to get more *shrug*
Kyle: I CANT GET MORE!!!!!!!!!!! I FRICKING LOVED THOSE THINGS!!!!!!
Tyler: STOP ARGUING!! HES GETTING ANGRY!
Fade: fine
Kyle: oh god please no! Not him!

Cyan: what even is my life
Kira and anxiety: we agree

tHaNk YoU

YoUre WeLcOmE

I'm GoNnA uSe fade, Tyler, and kyle

Ok

WhO aRe YoU gOnNa UsE

KiRa CyAn AnD AnXiETy

Ok. Let's start.

Tyler: ok. He's fine now.
Fade and Kyle: *sigh*

Raz and Daz: SUP BEECHES
anxiety: who in the hell?
Milo: hey

Me: uhh I'm just gonna..... *Points away*
Kyle: you ain't going no where
Me: ok.....
Tyler: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?! IS FADE DEAD?
Fade: *unconscious and bleeding*
Ryrye: DAMMMM

Me: someone has possibly died

(he didn't, I wouldn't kill off my first OC)
Kyle: *flips fade off*
Me: GOD DAM!!!!
Tyler: he's hungry.....
Me: oh, I got someone right here!
Tyler: good. *Takes unconscious person and goes behind something* *there is some sort of roaring noise, and the person is gone* he isn't hungry anymore

Me: what in the Kentucky Fried Frick did I just witness

Tyler: nothing. Just my symbiote being hungry

Me: k
Dawn: *randomly appears* *waves*
Me: oh hey

Tyler: hello
Ryrye: hi!
Me: sup
Kyle: Hilo
Fade: *weakly gets up* hi...

Dawn: *wrights on a notepad: are they ok? *points to fade*
Me: I have no idea

Ryrye: Kyle!
Kyle: what?
Ryrye: uncle train fell asleep!
Me: no I didn't!
Kyle: *confused* anyway fade here *hands him beers*
Fade: ooh beer *chugs 6 and gets drunk*
Kyle: here's where the fun begins! *Punches fade in the face* *throws him on the ground* *smashes his face on the ground* *throws all 6 beer bottles at him* *all the beer bottles smash on impact*

Raz and daz: frick dis shiz I'm out *walks away*
Cyan: well I think we are all gonna go
Kira: wot
Anxiety: um.....ok then *teleports lily home*
Milo: f**k this s**t I'm out *teleports to Raz and Daz*

Kyle: better get some more medical help fade!
Me: dam!!!!!
Ryrye: what the hell did I just witness
Me: language!
Ryrye: fine! *Rolls eyes* what the "heck" did I just witness
Me: better.
Tyler: oh dang

Kira: ok then

Fade: no I'm not ok.... I'm sober now, but this idiot *points to Kyle* beat the crap out of me

Dawn: mumbles: why dose Rei want me to come with them when s**t like this happens?
Me: did you just talk?
Dawn: wrights: no....

Fade: I heard her talk!
Kyle: me too!
Tyler: poison heard her as well!

Dawn: wrights: I'm..not a girl
Me: oof

All: woops

Dawn: wrights: it's,not ok...but I get called a girl a lot
Me: me too,it sucks but that's what being outside of the gender binary gets ya
Dawn: wrights: yep

Tyler: *humming and tapping foot*

Dawn: ?
Me: you thinking about something dawn?
Dawn: I guess

Tyler: *still humming*
Fade: shut up Tyler
Tyler: no
Kyle: *grabs a gun while no one is looking$

(tbh I thought they were a girl from the name. Then I thought they were a boy. Ooooof)
All: WELL, THE POINT IS YOU TALKED!

(A lot of people think that lol)
Dawn: wrights: you don't have proof that I talked
Me: I didn't even hear you talk,anyways why are you making a big deal out of this?
Dawn: wrights: cause they couldn't have heard me talk if I didn't talk
Me: true

Fade: I'm always recording! *Shows recording of them mumbling*

Dawn: wrights: oh,that sucks
Me: yea....so why are you here dawn?
Dawn: *looks at me,kinda annoyed* wrights: you brought me here
Me: oh yeaaaaaa

IRL: I had a dream last night, that fade and Tyler had a fight. Guess who won.

(Idk who)

(surprisingly, Tyler. Fade was sober as well.)

(Cool)

(yeah.)
Fade: *gets up and has no Injuries*

Dawn:.....

Tyler: well, how about we give him a funeral

Dawn: sure

Tyler: yeah.
Fade: why not
Me: well, I would hope we would

Dawn:......*grabs me and walks away*
Me: what are you doing?
Dawn: leaving
Me: why tho?
Dawn: don't like funerals
Me: makes sence...but still

Fade: *crying*
Tyler: are you crying fade
Fade: *while crying* no why would you think that *continues crying*
Tyler: that's the first time you have ever cried

Fade: I can heal! I'll turn him into a demon though.
Tyler: POISON CAN SAVE HIS LIFE!!

Dawn: this is chaotic...and I feel like someone else is going to die
Me: stop worrying,everything is just fine
Kira: *almost stabs herself in the heart somehow by accident*
Dawn: NO DEATH TODAY BEECH *stops time on Kira and takes the knife,then turns it back to normal*
Kira: what in the fiddly f**k just happened
Dawn: stopped you from dying

Tyler: POISON CAN SAVE KYLE!

Dawn: POISON KILLS PEOPLE
Me: is poison a person????

Tyler: poison is a symbiote.

Me: so a creature?

Tyler: let me dumb it down. Poison is an alien. (Like venom) he can save Kyle's life, and Kyle can save poison's life, as he needs a host or he will die on earth

Me: ohhhhhh,okie

Tyler: yeah.
Poison: *to only Tyler* no. I like you as a host!
Tyler: poison just said he won't do it...

Dawn: k then,we now need to get rid of a dead body,Rei you play games like this,right?
Me: yes I do,but that's in a game! And I don't see any dumpsters around here

Kyle: *whistling nonchalantly* *puts gun up to head*

Dawn: *just starts swearing*
Me: GREAT NOW DAWN SWEARS, JUST FRICKING GREAT

Fade: *laughs stupidly*

Me: I give up trying to get my life together,I'll just let this demon child run around and swear
Dawn: I'm older than you,you're the child here
Me: I AM NOT A CHILD

Fade: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Me: haha very funny.....I'll just be here arguing with this demon

Fade: ok now it's less funny

Me: that's good

Fade: yeah.

Dawn: I hate everything
Me: no ya don't you wannabe edge lord

Fade: I'm not young enough to understand that reference

Dawn: ok.....I'm gonna just,go jump into the void *slowly walks away*
Me: aw hell naw you shall not *grabs dawns arm*

Fade: what the hell....

Me: dawn,stop it
Dawn: never beech,I have more power than you.cause I'm older,taller,and just stronger
Me: true,by like one inch,and again true

Fade: what the actual hell

Me: that's just my life in 4 words
Dawn: yea

Me: me too

Dawn: *teleports the gun to the void*

Fade: oh no! I'm gonna be slapped! I'm so scared! *Obvious sarcasm*

Dawn: *summons a real looking gun* don't f**king mock me

Fade: oh no! A gun! I'm sober you idiot

Dawn:*throws the gun* I'm f**king done with socializing!!!
Me: ACK *dodges the fake gun* someone's angry

Fade: *laughs a little*

Dawn: DONT YOU DARE LAUGH
Me: calm down u.......I can't think of a good nickname/insult for you right now..

Fade: *laughs as hard as possible*

Kyle: *grabs another gun* *shoots*
All except Kyle: noooo!!!!!!! *Cry*

Dawn: s**t
Me: HOLY HECK

Kyle: *dead on the ground*
Fade: *whistles and pushes body into a bush*
Tyler: BRUHHH

Dawn: REI CANT YOU HEAL??
Me: NO????? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??
Dawn: WELL CAN ANYONE ELSE?????
Me: NO,I DONT MAKE GOOD HEALER CHARACTERS,OK??

Tyler: uhhhhhhh what do we do?
Fade: *still crying*
Tyler: *pats fades back* there there buddy

Dawn: I should leave,but feel that I should help...
Me: what do we do?

Fade: hmmm how about-
Mewtwo: *cuts fade off* MEWTWO! *uses heal pulse on Kyle and brings him back to life*
Kyle: MEWTWO!
*all of his Pokemon run up*
Kyle: YOU GUYS ARE BACK!!!!!

Dawn: shut up

Fade: you are

Dawn: I could slap you if I wanted
Me: *teleports back* what did I miss?

Dawn: seems like something good happened
Me: that's wholesome

Kyle: let's have a dare contest
Tyler: I'm down
Fade: me too
Me: ooooo

Dawn: I'llllll just watch and make sure that no one gets hurt

Fade: chicken!

Kyle: *yeets the gun away*

Dawn:.........

Dawn: Rei?
Me: yeaaaa?
Dawn: that tsndere cat girl is crying in a corner again
Me: WHO HURT GIMARI
Dawn: I DONT KNOW!!

Kyle: what

Me: *teleports to gimari*
Dawn: soooooooo......

Kyle: soooooooooooooooo....