...dont even mention it

*spooky voice*
Weddings

😑👍

And can someone make a burner email or something on mail.com so I can collaborate with people on the tree? This is getting too complicated

Idk
HOLY F40PH THE SKY IS WAAYYYY TO DARK

Wot?

THERE'S A TROPICAL STORM COMING AND THE SKY JUST GOT SUPER FARK
HELP

LOL FARK

lol for me too.

*dark

IRL? the sky's perfect here

Yeah
I'm probably closer to the water than you
You're near Fitchburg right?

ye

There's a super dark cloud over my house
Maybe the storm hasn't reached you yet I'm further south than you

o nu

well stay safe

Thanks
We took all our yard stuff in and I'm inside so it should be ok

ooo

*looks outside* just very cloudy

Where are you located
Exact address and door/alarm codes please

NU

maybe i'll just abandon my account

nu

Del. Read my comment. Now.

I. did.

Read my tagline...

DOUBLE NU

It's just not imgflip without them

ik, but NU

MA

Ok

I just made one

deleted@myself (lol)

password: imgflip...

tell me when to delete info

It says it's invalid

nvm the thing did not create it

try now!

nu

hmm

gtg

XD

quick question, would you fit in a blender?

I CAN :D

good
come with me

*walks beside you*

*watches*

lol

*throws you inside*

*softly sings The World Was Wide Enough*

nu

Ya

okee

*turns it on*

HOLY SH-

because b l e n d e r

DUDE! IS THE BLENDER OK?

yea

-_-

:D

that thing's gonna explode

*throws it at you*

*Screams*

>o<

RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thank god

yea I was hoping it would be fine too, I thought this was a bad idea

well good.

b l e n d e r

don't throw me in there. I don't fit

ok I won't lol

And you'll probably go deaf if you put me in there. I can scream pretty loudly.

o k t h e n .

Also, do you like hot dogs?

nah why

*Loads rocket launcher* You don't like hot dogs?.......

no

*Shoots launcher at you*

*catches it* ooo what's this

XD

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE A KNIFE?!

XD

(Currently screaming read the above comments)

Wait is the blender ok

*softly whispers* i rigged it

uh ok

ye

I murder people with kni- actually, never mind. I said nothing.

XDD

*Throws knife into nearby pond* Nothing. I said nothing. I totally don't have any bodies at my house too.

ooo

*Scoots away uncomfortable*

XD

*Runs away cause why not*

byeee

*Still running away

okee

*uses magical powers* meh

magic blender :D

uh oh

Lol idk

am you gonna ded me

not rn

I'm making that a template as soon as I can use the computer

y tho

I'm not in a good mood but I'm not in THAT kinda mood

good for you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEATH DOESNT DISCRIMINATE
BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS
IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES

*b l e n d s you*

can I lizard ded you

only then will I commit omega flowey

nu

IM LE MAGICALLLLLLLLLL

blender

...wHaTeVeR yOu WaNt

nu

nu

ye

seriously tho.

nu

can I will blender ded yet

if you want to

yea?

I GOT HIT BY A BUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

y tho

nu

*hops in* whe

*turns in b l e n d e r*

CONGRATS!!! :D

lol. couldn't resist.

oooo i understand okee

understand wut

wdym?

what do YOU mean???

*unplugs* UwU

f i n e O m O

wot

HHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*ded*

yey

:3

HEY DEL!

Yes

I am le confused

*puts sharper blade in* plez continue

*b l e n d s more*

*sad*

now wot

idk

o nu

HAHAHAHAH I'M GOING F**KING CRAZY!!!

y tho

BECAUSE YEA :D

*very sad as del smoothie*

Ah yes
My favorite flavor
FLESH

ah yes, del smoothie

o i accidentally scooted to the top of the blender sowwy

uzycircotpctxoycirxoyci

ye

what will I do with that

:3 sowwy

*gun emerges from the b l e n d e r* where did that come from

ooo! :D

YEA :D

you can block all of us but damn it, I refuse to let you leave!
If you're mad at me, take it out on me, not everyone else!
If you're not mad at me, then let me f**king reason with you.
I love you, not that it matters now, does it?

awwww

sorry, not now, Del.

okee!

wait who deleted?

mY bEsT fRiEnD BadVibesForever

Huh what now?

No

damn it, ok sorry to bother you

hey whats up with the tagline

shut

*sad*