...dont even mention it

*spooky voice*
Weddings

😑👍

And can someone make a burner email or something on mail.com so I can collaborate with people on the tree? This is getting too complicated

Idk
HOLY F40PH THE SKY IS WAAYYYY TO DARK

Wot?

THERE'S A TROPICAL STORM COMING AND THE SKY JUST GOT SUPER FARK
HELP

LOL FARK

lol for me too.

*dark

IRL? the sky's perfect here

Yeah
I'm probably closer to the water than you
You're near Fitchburg right?

ye

There's a super dark cloud over my house
Maybe the storm hasn't reached you yet I'm further south than you

o nu

well stay safe

Thanks
We took all our yard stuff in and I'm inside so it should be ok

ooo

*looks outside* just very cloudy

Where are you located
Exact address and door/alarm codes please

NU

Read my tagline...

DOUBLE NU

It's just not imgflip without them

ik, but NU

maybe i'll just abandon my account

nu

Del. Read my comment. Now.

I. did.

MA

Ok

I just made one

deleted@myself (lol)

password: imgflip...

tell me when to delete info

It says it's invalid

nvm the thing did not create it

try now!

nu

hmm

gtg

XD

quick question, would you fit in a blender?

Huh what now?

No

damn it, ok sorry to bother you

hey whats up with the tagline

shut

*sad*

I CAN :D

good
come with me

*walks beside you*

*watches*

lol

*throws you inside*

*softly sings The World Was Wide Enough*

*turns it on*

HOLY SH-

because b l e n d e r

DUDE! IS THE BLENDER OK?

yea

thank god

yea I was hoping it would be fine too, I thought this was a bad idea

well good.

b l e n d e r

don't throw me in there. I don't fit

ok I won't lol

And you'll probably go deaf if you put me in there. I can scream pretty loudly.

o k t h e n .

Also, do you like hot dogs?

nah why

*Loads rocket launcher* You don't like hot dogs?.......

no

*Shoots launcher at you*

*catches it* ooo what's this

-_-

:D

that thing's gonna explode

*throws it at you*

*Screams*

>o<

RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

XD

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST USE A KNIFE?!

XD

Wait is the blender ok

*softly whispers* i rigged it

uh ok

ye

I murder people with kni- actually, never mind. I said nothing.

XDD

*Throws knife into nearby pond* Nothing. I said nothing. I totally don't have any bodies at my house too.

ooo

*Scoots away uncomfortable*

XD

*Runs away cause why not*

byeee

*Still running away

okee

(Currently screaming read the above comments)

*uses magical powers* meh

magic blender :D

DEATH DOESNT DISCRIMINATE
BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS
IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES

*b l e n d s you*

nu

IM LE MAGICALLLLLLLLLL

blender

*unplugs* UwU

f i n e O m O

*puts sharper blade in* plez continue

*b l e n d s more*

o i accidentally scooted to the top of the blender sowwy

uzycircotpctxoycirxoyci

:3 sowwy

*gun emerges from the b l e n d e r* where did that come from

uh oh

Lol idk

am you gonna ded me

not rn

I'm making that a template as soon as I can use the computer

y tho

I'm not in a good mood but I'm not in THAT kinda mood

can I lizard ded you

only then will I commit omega flowey

nu

ye

can I will blender ded yet

if you want to

*hops in* whe

*turns in b l e n d e r*

*ded*

yey

*sad*

now wot

idk

*very sad as del smoothie*

ah yes, del smoothie

Ah yes
My favorite flavor
FLESH

ye

what will I do with that

...wHaTeVeR yOu WaNt

nu

seriously tho.

nu

y tho

nu

oooo i understand okee

understand wut

Yes

I am le confused

good for you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:3

HEY DEL!

yea?

I GOT HIT BY A BUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS!!! :D

lol. couldn't resist.

wdym?

what do YOU mean???

wot

HHHHYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

o nu

HAHAHAHAH I'M GOING F**KING CRAZY!!!

y tho

BECAUSE YEA :D

ooo! :D

YEA :D

you can block all of us but damn it, I refuse to let you leave!
If you're mad at me, take it out on me, not everyone else!
If you're not mad at me, then let me f**king reason with you.
I love you, not that it matters now, does it?

awwww

sorry, not now, Del.

okee!

nu

Ya

okee

wait who deleted?

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