Why JJ Johnson, why're are you making pete cry XD

SO YOU SAY YOU'RE THE HERO SPIDER-MAN; YESSIR, I WAS BITTEN BY A RADIO-ACTIVE SPIDER THEN I GOT-; I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE A LOSER LIKE YOU CAN BE SPIDER-MAN, AND NOW YOU TELL ME A SUPER SPIDER BIT YOU; EVEN IF I BELIEVED YOU, YOU'RE NO HERO, YOU'RE A LOSER WANNABE WHO WANTS TO BE NOTICED; YEA... YOU'RE RIGHT, I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU.... I'M NOT CRYING OR ANYTHING