Character introduction time

Ruby: Cool!

Ezlo: don’t touch it

Electro: even if I wanted to, I can’t. Any ideas of what this could be?

Ruby: nope

Ezlo: maybe a dragon?

Electro: I thought that was obvious considering it looks like a wing. Can I break the fourth wall?

Ezlo: yes

(Sorry I’m late, I got logged out while I had bad cell service)

Electro: ok, it’s—

*Crystal walks up behind Electro*

Crystal: yes, that was my wing, it broke off, thanks for finding it for me.

*Electro gets startled*

Ruby: hello!

Ezlo: uh

*the dragon picked up its wing and reattached it, reinforcing it with more crystals*

Crystal: that feels better..

Electro: pardon me but what knocked off you wing?

Crystal, nothing, it just does that sometimes.

Ruby: I thought *says random villain names* did it

*Crystal looks like she doesn’t trust Ruby*

Crystal: I.. I don’t really feel comfortable going there at the moment, another time maybe.

Crystal: um.... I don’t... no.. I won’t go into that realm if it’s dangerous.

Ruby: it isn’t

Crystal: uh... I’m just comfortable with this realm...

Ruby: *with puppy eyes* please?

Crystal: I guess I’ll take it with me... based on the enderman’s reaction though, the meme realm would be a bad idea...

Ruby: please?

Ezlo: *suffering*

Crystal: ... alright then. Anyway, I can’t use my old wing anymore... *she turns around and shows her wing has grown back* Should I leave it here or should I take it with me.

Ezlo: sell it

Ruby: let’s take her to explore the meme realm-

Ezlo: NO GOD PLEASE NO

*Crystal picks up the old part of her wing that fell off*

Crystal: is that a good idea?

Ruby: yep!

Crystal: it technically wouldn’t be my fault, it falls off on its own. *Her wing grows back* can you stop hugging me now

Electro: I’m gonna go now. *Electro flies away*

*Ruby lets go*

Ruby: I wanna explore

Ezlo: uh-

Electro: um... crystal?? Your wing is about to fall off again.

Crystal: it is?

*the wing barely missed Ruby’s foot*

Ezlo: thank goodness it didn’t hit her

Comet: YEP, put Ezlo and Ruby in pain and she drags you into the meme realm

Crystal: ok... your being a lot nicer than Blaze sounds.

Ruby: I wouldn’t be like her at all

Ezlo: apparently Blaze actually cares about me and ruby so don’t try to attack us-

Comet: I think I forgot lord of coronavirus and Jesus bread-

*Crystal let’s Ruby hug her*

Crystal: *visible confusion*

Electro: yeah, this is hell.

Crystal: I understand the villains and that this sounds like literal hell, but why are you hugging me?

Ezlo: it’s what she does

Comet: that’s Blaze’s biological child

Crystal: you might as well just explain everything.

Comet: *explains every villain*

Ezlo: yep- this is actual hell-

Ruby: *tries to hug Crystal*

*Crystal becomes confused*

Crystal: I have no idea who those guys are. Anyway, what is this place?

Electro: Welcome to switch wars, and you better learn about those villains quick.

Crystal: *more confusion* meh, my right wing is unstable. Ever since it got knocked off, a new one started growing, which is kind of weird.

Ruby: I wouldn’t recommend hurting me or Ezlo

Ezlo: yep-

Comet: I can explain any villain you need to know about