ON HER ONLINE DATING PROFILE SHE SAYS THAT SHE WON'T RESPOND TO A SIMPLE "HI" OR "HEY" MESSAGE; SO YOU SPEND AN HOUR WRITING A LONG ESSAY ABOUT YOURSELF, VIEWING HER PROFILE AND ASKING QUESTIONS RELEVANT TO HER PHOTOS AND THINGS THAT SHE SAYS. AND SHE DOESN'T REPLY ANYWAY