Cursed comments about children

Lol I don't know what my auto-correct was thinking there

Lol
That's okay!!!

:(

:)*

Stupid phone

I like mine medium rare

I like mine well done.

You too, are a man/women of culture then

So are you!
I'm a woman of culture.

Stupid hedgehogs stop stealing my flapjacks

I also ate my grandma

It took me a week, she was humongous

My grandma is very skinny so mine was easy to eat

I ate both the grandmother and the flapjacks.

But my grandmother is yummy

That's why we both ate her, XD.

She was tasty

*snacks on unknown substance and says do you want some

Deer teeth are tasty

Eats arm*

Eats grandmas arm*

Looks up... Want some

Yes
More, please

Can I have some too?

I get my children for free at the park

I sometimes go there too
I bury mine in the woods and then come back to them

I keep them up in my attic so we can have easy leftovers

I don’t have a attic but I would probably too

I will give some money if you give me chubby kids

How many you want

One but can you execute him and video it and send it to me I would like to see a flamethrower so he’s already cooked

Sure
*1 hour later*
* hands videotape and cooked child*

Thank you hands money

Pleasure doing business with you

There are more of our comments, now! >:)

Yes!!!!

XD

XD

>;D You're welcome.