They then
see a tree
off in the
distance
draped in
bacon; 2 cowboys
were lost
in the desert
and were
starving; They run towards the tree but are suddenly shot down in a volley
of bullets; "Look, it is
a bacon
tree, we are
saved" said
one cowboy; As he was dying the other cowboy said "It's not a bacon tree .... it's a ham bush."
