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Fake Polls are Dem Panic

Fake Polls are Dem Panic | OPINIONS COST NOTHING
ODDS MAKERS ARE INVESTED; PRESIDENT TRUMP IS WAY AHEAD IN THEIR POLLS
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502 views 16 upvotes Made by Great_Awakening_Memes 4 years ago in politics
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I can't find a single bookie that is posting odds that favor Trump over Biden. Trump is the longshot gamble everywhere I look.
1 up, 4y,
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Yes I agree. I’d say EVERY poll is a dem panic.
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1 up, 4y,
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Tell you what - since all the bookies are posting long odds on Trump, place your life savings on it. Hell, loan some money from a shark and put it on Trump.
1 up, 4y,
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I mean, I’m not going to bet money with anyone on imgflip because let’s face it, I don’t know you at all.

But if I knew you, I’d take that challenge.
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...I never said I was a bookie.

Do you not know what a bookie is? What's the communication breakdown here? Don't place your bet with me or anyone on the internet, put it with people who take bets for a living.
1 up, 4y,
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I know what a bookie is, and you’ve made it clear that all the bookies are putting their money on Trump, so there’s no need going to the bookies.
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0 ups, 4y,
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Jesus Christ, you are NOT an English speaker, are you?

"Long odds" or "the longshot" means that the bookies do NOT think that person will win and so consider it safe to take heavier bets from you.

The bookies are, as far as I can see, nervous to take bets for Biden and confident to take bets for Trump - because they all think Biden will win. They don't want to pay out for Biden bets but they'll take your money for Trump bets because they don't think he'll win.

You, being confident of the opposite, should place bets with them on Trump and win big. Because you're so smart. You don't know what any of this means but obviously you know better about the election, right? So get that money on it - as much as you can borrow.
1 up, 4y,
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I wonder how it worked out for them 4 years ago
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0 ups, 4y,
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They lost a lot of money and a lot of Trump supporters won quite a lot of money! So get in on it! Why would you miss your chance again?
1 up, 4y,
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Good question. Now here’s mine.

Why would they STILL go against Trump and use the approval ratings as their premises... again?
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Ooh, that is an EXCELLENT question!

The fact that bookies took a real hit betting against Trump last time, they REALLY don't want to make the same mistake again, they're running a business - losing money is the last thing they want to do! So with all of that nervousness, all that need to be more careful this time, and I STILL can't find a single bookkeeper offering longer odds for Biden than for Trump.

So you tell me - what does THAT mean?
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Now that is not a good question.

Why? Because even if these bookies were counting on Trump losing (again), then why are they taking note of American polls and not walking outside? All sorts of Trump signs are posted everywhere. People are happy to show that they support their president.

I’ve been plenty of places in the US in the past 5 months, and I tell you I saw zero Biden signs. The only thing Biden supporters are doing are vandalizing current a Trump signs, engaging in masked protests, engaging in riots, staying home doing nothing, or living life quietly and not saying their political beliefs.

Notice what these all have in common? Embarrassment. Biden supporters don’t want others to know they support Biden. They’re wearing paper bags over their heads. They’re like the Cowboys fans of political supporters.
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I see Biden signs everywhere in my part of town.

And that's the thing: how do you know what's happening OVERALL? What science are you using to make sure you don't make a mistake?

But, like I say, you're clearly smarter than the bookies are, so stop wasting time talking to me and place a bet. Make it big. Clean the bookies out! Punish them for their short-sightedness! You're so smart, you should be cashing in.
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