Evil Kermit

bro just play fifa on your console and you wont get sweaty :)

60$ = New pants
0$ = Going outside and getting sweaty
400$ ≈ Washer/Dryer
40$ = Water bill

Total cost = 500$
ALTERNATIVELY, using your statement:
60$ = FIFA2015
60$ = FIFA2016
60$ = FIFA2017
60$ = FIFA2018
60$ = FIFA2019
60$ = FIFA2020

Total cost: ♾ (Depends on how long you live for)