Oh no, this can't be good (since this dude can be kinda creepy, I guess this fits with the weekly theme)

Sunstorm: Now it’s time for me to bring in-

Nightmare: I BROUGHT ANGEL DUST

Alastor: How is it funny? Why do you laugh at a song by rick astley?

Stickdanny:Alastor more like AlasDead’ *pulls out diamond sword*

Alastor: Oh do you really think you can kill me? Well *a portal opens with a bunch of tenteacles coming out of it and alastor's voice becomes distorted* you have no idea what I'm capable of.

Stickdanny:*slices one of the tentacles*

Alastor: I don't want to kill you, but I will if you force me to.

*Stickdanny runs away*

Sunstorm: would you like to suffer?

Alastor: Oh my good sir *voice becomes distorted* You have no idea what suffering truly is.

Nightmare: wait till Kimona deletes you

Alastor: Stop right there, we don't need to start any sort of fights *voice briefly becomes distorted* YET. I'm just here to find something that will entertain me, so goodbye *teleports away*

Nightmare: I wanted to start a god coliseum

Sunstorm: Kimona would end you

Alastor: Of course you did.

Sunstorm: I was going to get the cross but now I’ll get that child abuser known as Blaze

Nightmare: f**k you Sunstorm

Alastor: No I'm not going to cause any trouble yet. If I did want to *voice becomes distorted* I would've done so already.

Sunstorm: we know

Nightmare: BOOMER

Alastor: Oh we don't need to use that modern day slang

Nightmare: but you are a boomer

Sunstorm: ignore her

Alastor: Well how about we introduce ourselves. I'm alastor the radio demon, you probably already know that, but I don't care.

Sunstorm: I am Sunstorm and this is Nightmare

Alastor: Well it's quite a pleasure to be meeting you. Now how does his "switch wars" work?

*Sunstorm explains*

Nightmare: hukkeokekekekeke

Alastor: Well that sounds like fun. A beautiful way to keep me entertained.

Sunstorm: there is a dragon that does child abuse

*Meanwhile Blaze is trying to kill cinder again*

Nightmare: that’s funny

Alastor: How about this, did you ever hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

Sunstorm: nope

Nightmare: I like dark humor

Alastor: He won the NO-BELL prize! Hahahaha! *insert laugh track*

Sunstorm: ok......?

Nightmare: not funny didn’t laugh

Alastor: Well how about this one, why wasn't the car running?

Sunstorm: ugh

Alastor: It was too TIRED! *insert laugh track*

Swift: How does this guy have so many unfunny dad jokes?

Alastor: SHUT UP. You look at a video of a wide russian president walking and think it's funny.

Nightmare: that’s because it is

Sunstorm: shut your mouth alastor, we hate the jokes you make

Master Shake:with this Bible, I shall punish this demon! FOR THE MIGHTY JIMMY
Fireball:it says the Bibble.....
Master Shake:so? Btw, how’s your girlfri-

Alasor: *grabs the bibble* Who the hell is jimmy?

Shake:*gasp* wh-wh-what are you doing what that?
Fireball:oh shit

Alastor: I thought this was supposed to be the bible, not a book filled with nothing but lies.

Fireball:looks like he’s revealed.
Master Shake:don’t run it in fireball, You have a girlfriend, why are you yelling at me?

Alastor: Oh so you have a girlfriend, well that's sweet. Ironic, I call you having a girlfriend sweet yet I don't like any sort of sweet food.

Fireball:go***amn it shake! Now he knows that I have a sweetheart.
Master Shake:just being honest

Alastor: Hey I was complimenting you having one.

Fireball:oh....
Shake:*pulls out a shotgun* IM GONNA BLAST THIS DEMON’S BRAINS OUT!
Fireball:I don’t wanna get caught by this mayhem, fireball out! *leaves*

Alastor: Woah woah woah *takes the shotgun* I don't want to hurt anyone here. If I did *voice becomes distorted* I would've done so already.

Fireball:*looking at this at a distance* wow, this is gonna get real gorey real quick. *pulls out phone and records this*
Master Shake:ha! If you kill me, I’ll come back, I’ll always come back!
12 oz mouse:every aqua teen episode tho..
Master Shake:SHUT UP! *pulls out an AK-47* now prepare to die demon *starts shooting*

Alastor: If you kill me *regenerates and speaks in his distorted voice* I'll come back to haunt you. Speaking of guns, do you know when bullets do their job? When they're FIRED *insert laugh track* Ah that's a good one. As I was saying, I don't want to hurt you, so don't mess with me and we can both be happy. (oh and when alastor gets recorded, static covers his face in the recording so no one can see it)

Master Shake:the hell? *pulls out machete* I will kill you demon! FOR THE BIBLE *starts slicing*
Fireball:the hell is going on with my phone? *stops recording* jeez, this demon doesn’t want to be recorded. *thinks about Esper in a bikini* gah! *shoots the thought cloud* nobody shall know about that except me.

Alastor: *regenerates* Well 2 things. 1. it says the bibble. 2. I'm leaving now, you were fun but I need to take a break every once in a while. *teleports away*

Master Shake:*tried to tackle as it teleports away* DAMN IT!
Fireball:I told ya pal, you can’t hurt a demon

HellBunny: oh.. it’s you.

Julie, Kris and Alana; hai

Alastor: Greetings.

Alana: so what timeline are you from?

Alastor: I come from the Hazbin Hotel.

Kris: cool.
Julie: where is the Hazbin Hotel?

Alator: *points downward* All the way down, in HELL.

Julie: figured.
Kris: what is -points downward- Hell like?

Alastor: Well you'd epect it to be nothing but FIRE and SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED, but it's actually just a city. The only problem living there is that every year there's an extermination where angels of death come down and kill demons due to "overpopulation".

All three: ahh I see.
Alana: I'm actually part demon. I was human, but I stayed some place too long, so I transformed into a demon and I have fire and ice powers -forms ice ball in left hand and fire ball in right-

Alastor: Now how about a joke. Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Three: sure!

Alastor: Oh you don't want to hear it, it's TEARable *insert laugh track*

Three: XD