Fun Fact : If you want to test whether someone is faking unconsciousness, just hold them, put their hand on their face, and drop em. If their hand moves away from their face subconsciously they're faking it
ME: *FAKE SLEEPING*
MY DAD: IF HE REALLY IS ASLEEP THEN HE WILL TALK IN HIS SLEEP
ME: *TALKS IN MY SLEEP*
ALSO ME: *OPENING MY EYES SEEING MY DAD*
MY DAD:
