GOOD EVENING, IT'S 6 O'CLOCK; We will tell you
how to think,
what to think,
who to love, and
who to hate. TIME FOR YOUR
DAILY DOSE OF OUR
LIBERAL PROPAGANDA
FROM OUR SELECTED
HALF-TRUTHS AND SPIN.
NOW SIT BACK AND LISTEN. TIME FOR TODAY'S SELECTED STORIES
TO MAKE YOU FEEL WARM AND FUZZY
ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER