I have returned

"What happened to the Switch Wars when I was away, anyway?"

Stickdanny:Mr Dark stolen the great protoon, kidnapped electoons and Marie, then Dark Matter had possessed master Shake, after DM was defeated Zero the flying eyeball came

Ezlo: some idiots kidnapped people, Solar and Blaze tried killing a child, and someone destroyed mars too

Soup: oh lord that ain’t good

Bloo: and Hex gave up fixing the moon so he threw the pieces into space.

Soup: I got eaten by Andromeda and Solar this week

Ezlo: rip

Octa: Leafy hit us with a frying pan for being imbeciles, and then she became her default form and flew away.

Soup: I got eaten because I tried to give those two coronavirus

Ezlo: lol, but wtf

Riverbi: Well I found an egg in a cave and almost got eaten twice, and the egg hatched a golden eyed dragon that I named cinder and now I take care of her.

Seris: MY FAMILY DID WHAT-

Ezlo: it was Blaze

Seris: KAKAKAKAKAKAMAMAKKAKAA