Another comic thing of Rei,slightly better than the other one.they would say this

Rei: *holding the gun* I will use this if anyone asks me this again! (It's a nerf gun)

Rei: ok no one has asked me.....that's good

Me: *proceeds to ask*

Rei: so your a shape shifter?

Me: Yeah...

Rei: I haven't met any shape shifters besides you,so that's cool....wait one sec *glitches(aka teleports) to their room,grabs a note pad,checks a box next to shape shifter* *glitches back*

Me: Oh hi, you're back.

Rei: yep

Rei: *inhale* boi

Me: I'm a sitting duck right now... so, shoot me

Rei: *shoots you with the nerf gun*

Me: *sarcastically* Ow, that hurt...

Rei: OMG IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HURT I THOUGHT NERF GUNS DIDNT HURT PEOPLE HECK

Me: ... *starts laughing hysterically*

Rei:..... why are you laughing?

Me: *calms down* You know what sarcasm is, right?

Rei: oh,you where being sarcastic..... Well I'm stupid

Me: It's fine.

Rei: what are you doing?

Me: *somehow shoots myself with the nerf gun* The what?

Rei: all laws of physics and just laws of the universe have been broken

Me: Oh, nope. *rotates it* Had it pointed the wrong way... *proceeds to shoot Rei with nerf gun*

Rei: *activates their quirk cause they got scared/just startled* *the nerf bullet glitches through Rei * well that worked better than expected

Me: What just happened?

Rei: that's my quirk! I can glitch!

Me: Oh, ok.

Rei: yea,I can't really control it that well it mostly just activates when I'm in danger

Me: Huh. I don't think it's a quirk but... *transforms into a small drone* *transforms back into a human*

Rei: that's cool

Me: I can transform into a few things...

Rei: okie.....*looks at the nerf gun* if it dosnt hurt..... *puts the gun against their arm,shoots it*
This can't ne that ba- owwwwwww

Me: What the? You ok?

Rei: *holding their arm where they shot the nerf gun* Yep,totally fine

Me: Ight

Rei: *thinking: why did you think that wouldn't end in not that much,but still in pain??

Rei: that definety didn't hurt

Me: *gets out a nerf gun*

Rei:?

Me: *aims nerf gun at Rei*

(Be)

Me: Rei what do you have?
Rei: A GUN!
Me: NO

I just remembered Rei Is supposed to have stun knives (based off of the stun knives in cleopatra in space) so this would be more accurate if they said a knife.at least now I can make the joke: what do you have? A Knife! No!