MARCH 31, 2020: CNN'S CHRIS CUOMO ANNOUNCES HE HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19, AND WILL BE QUARANTINED IN HIS BASEMENT IN SOUTHAMPTON, NY. FOR THE DURATION. WE ARE TREATED TO DAILY PERSONAL UPDATES FROM HIM REGARDING HIM AND HIS PROGRESS-SUCH A SAINT! APRIL 12, 2020 (EASTER SUNDAY): CHRIS TRAVELS TO THE HAMPTONS WERE HE IS SEEN OUTSIDE IN THE PRESENCE OF HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN AT THE CONSTRUCTION SITE OF THEIR NEW HOME. A PASSING BICYCLIST STATES "YOUR BROTHER IS THE CORONAVIRUS CZAR AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN FOLLOWING HIS RULES—UNNECESSARY TRAVEL,” LEADING TO A THREAT THAT CHRIS WILL FIND OUT WHO HE IS, AND THE CNN COMMENTATOR LATER REFERRING TO THE 65 YEAR OLD MAN AS A "JACKASS, LOSER, FAT-TIRE BIKER". THE BICYCLIST FILES A POLICE REPORT
