He likes his cigarettes

Yes please

Not you, Rick

Rick: idrc I can't die so who cares

Alan: yeah he should stop

Yeah

Alan: could you tell him

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Alan: aw dang it

He has that weird red glow thing

Alan: yeah..its weird

But it is oh so powerful

Alan: just because he smokes?

He is addicted

Alan: yikes

Hey Rick stop smoking
Rick: *does the red glow thingy*

Uhhh I gtg
Rob: so do I
Ethan: so it's just me alright then

Ethan: why are you going red?

Rick: CUZ I LIKE TO SMOKE!!!!!

Ethan: so I'll have to kick your ass

Rick: guess you'll have to try

Alan: AW NO

Ethan: I can handle this guy

Alan: hope you can..break a leg!

Ethan: *plays the bruh song*

Alan: its another saying that means good luck

Ethan: I know but come on! It had to be that one

Alan: break a leg gives you more luck than just good luck

Ethan: ok then *turns into a metal dragon*

Alan: *watches but takes his sword just in case*

MSMG: Bruh this dude should stop smoking

Rick:

MSMG: *growls* stop *skin turns pitch black and eyes turn red*

Rick: no

MSMG: *growls louder and harsher* STOP SMOKING!!! *black substance flows out eyes (eyes are still red)*

Rick: no and stop doing that weird whatever you're doing

MSMG: *evil glitter in eyes* Youll stop it or I'll make you

Rick: *floats* try me

MSMG: *gunshots* *floats as well* Oh I will *evil smile*

Rick: *glows red* *blasts red plasma at MSMG*

MSMG: *doesn't feel a thing* Try harder *flames appear in right hand shadows appear on left hand*

Rick: wow so scary *sarcasm* *makes her flames disappear*

MSMG: *flames come back* Who said I was trying to scare you *right eye starts flaming*

Rick: BET

Rick: TRY ME

Alana: -sets his cigarettes on fire- boom. I'm demon now so don't start again.... Or else....

Rick: *pulls out more cigarettes*

Alana: -burns down every single place that sells cigarettes- -burns every single cigarette in his hand-

Rick: *magically pulls more out*

Alana: no choice left but to do this -sets HIM on fire-

Rick: *controls THAT fire and blasts Alana*

Alana: -flies- -makes fire ice balls- -shoots them at Rick-

Rick: *yawns and smashes Alana in the ground*

Alana: -freezes his hand and breaks it off- -gets up and flies- YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?!

Rick: *hand doesn't freeze* pathetic *grabs Alana and throws her into the sun*

Alana: -timeline skips before she hits the sun- -freezes him- STOP OR I WILL LET ALCOR KILL YOU

Rick: pfft! That thing couldn't even hurt me!

Alana: he is le demon like me. STOP SMOKING OR HE IILLS YOU

Rick: I'll do what I want lady

Rick: *rips out MSMG'S heart* *smashes it on the ground and stomps on it*

MSMG: Eh *feels nothing*

Rick: *smokes a cigarette*

MSMG: Stop! *takes the cigarette out of Rick's mouth*

Rick: *shoves the lollipop down MSMG'S throat* I'm 25 I can do what I want!

MSMG: *spits out the lollipop stick* I DON'T CARE ITS BAD FOR YOU!

Rick: *smokes another*

MSMG: *takes the cigarette out of Rick's mouth* STOP IT! ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED?!

Rick: NO I JUST DO WHAT I WANT *shoves the cigarette in her eye*

MSMG: *feels no pain* *slaps Rick* SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!!!

Rick: and it reminds you of their death?

MSMG: *nods, crying loudly again*

Rick: *smokes*

MSMG: *grabs the cigarette out of Rick's mouth* F***ING STOP IT!!! JUST STOP!!!

Rick: *smokes another one* *laughs a little*

MSMG: *grabs the cigarette out of Rick's mouth* F***ING STOP!

Rick: *throws his cigarettes in the trash* why?

MSMG: *tail flicks slowly, saying nothing*

Rick: why do you care?!

MSMG: Because. *right ear twitches*

Rick: because..... Why?

MSMG: *says nothing*

Rick: can you just tell me?

MSMG: *steps back a place and crosses arms, still saying nothing*

Rick: TELL ME!!!

MSMG: *flattens ears and continues to say nothing*

Rick: no. *Smokes another

MSMG: *ears flatten* stop. *grabs the cigarette out of his mouth* *slaps him forcefully on the arm*

Rick: NO *smokes ten cigarettes at the same time*

MSMG: *Grabs all of the cigarettes out of Rick's mouth* *pushes Rick onto the ground pinning his arms down* how many f***ing times do I have to ask

Rick: I DON'T CARE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! *smokes a cigarette*

MSMG: NOT UNTIL YOU STOP SMOKING!!! *grabs the cigarette out of Rick's mouth* *slaps Rick very hard*

Rick: *starts crushing MSMG'S neck* *in demonic voice* LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!!

MSMG: *feels no pain at all* *yelling* NOT UNTIL YOU STOP SMOKING!!!!

Rick: tell me or I'll smoke more

MSMG: I can't... *voice breaks* *turns away, tears filling eyes*

Rick: *pulls out another pack of cigarettes* tell me...

MSMG: *starts crying*

Rick: *puts MSMG in a power disabling cage* *smokes*

(MSMG's powers can't ever be disabled)

MSMG: *teleports out* *takes the cigarette out of Rick's mouth* STOP SMOKING GOD F***ING DAMMIT!

Rick: *keeps smoking to piss her off*

MSMG: *punches Rick in the face* STOP SMOKING!!!!

Rick: *pulls one out and lights it* TELL. ME!

MSMG: *crying extremely loud*

Rick: *makes MSMG'S pain go away* now tell me

MSMG: *looks down* My parents they...t-they smoked too... before they *breaks off, tears filling eyes again*

Rick: died?

MSMG: *nods, tears streaming down cheeks*

Rick: *walks over to a bus stop* *smokes there*

MSMG: *teleports to Rick, pushes him to the ground takes the cigarette out of his mouth, and slaps him multiple times* STOP SMOKING DAMMIT!!!

Rick: *shoves MSMG off him* *slams her face on the ground* NO

MSMG: *stands up* *grabs Rick's arm forcefully, almost twisting it* GOOD GOD LISTEN TO ME FOR A SOLID F***ING SECOND!!! I SAID STOP SMOKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!

Rick: *keeps smoking*

MSMG: F***ING STOP IT!!! SMOKING ISN'T GOOD FOR YOU!!!! *violently grabs the cigarette out of Rick's mouth*

Rick: you do know I can't die

MSMG: *gives a "you think I give a f**k?" facial expression* JUST STOP!!!

Rick: *goes into one of those smoke houses* *smokes there*

MSMG: I DONT CARE WHERE YOU GO, STOP F***ING SMOKING!!! *grabs the cigarette out of his mouth*

Rick: that's it *snaps and MSMG is banned from earth*

(MSMG can't be banned from anywhere -_-)
MSMG: *teleports behind Rick and loudly facepalms*

Rob: can you stop?! I'm trying to learn chess with no arms!

MSMG: *confused but says nothing*

(rob has no arms and is part dog part human)

(I know that)

(ok good)

Rick: *takes advantage of MSMG'S confusion and blasts her with her own flames*

MSMG: *Uninjured* If you're trying to hurt me try harder

Rick: *doesn't listen and smoke a cigarette*

MSMG: *grabs the cigarette* No. *slaps Rick*

Rick: *slaps MSMG*

MSMG: *slaps Rick again* *teleports a lollipop into her own mouth and bites it*

Rick: *takes her lollipop and smashes it on the ground*

MSMG: Eh *teleports another lollipop in her own mouth*

Rick: *smashes that lollipop on her head* *smacks her*

MSMG: *teleports yet another lollipop into her own mouth* *smacks Rick back*

Rick: *takes MSMG'S teleporting ability* *smashes that lollipop* *smacks her*

(Not possible to take MSMG's abilities, as she has infinite power)
*teleports another lollipop into her own mouth* *slaps Rick*