what is the current situation?

Leafy: there’s a demonic milkshake.. that Hex wants to drink.

Hex: I require it.

Leafy: YOU CAN’T DRINK MASTER SHAKE HE’S PROBABLY POISONOUS-

Hex: I eat poison-

Leafy: wait I forgot.. what if his insides are.. oh idk, GRASS? I remember you throwing up a green substance because you ATE GRASS.

Hex: I still need it.

Octa: Leafy, he’s trying to save humanity from live food, remember that movie?

Leafy: DON’T MENTION SAUSAGE PARTY AGAIN.

Octa: ...Sausage.

Leafy: I SAID DON’T-

Blaze: I already have master shake

Soup: I am the lord of Coronavirus

*Soup gets pistol whipped*

Hex: I require him.

Octa: I actually regret it now, it’s sounds so repulsive minded.

Leafy: why do you talk like that?

Octa: oh, it’s a stereotype for intelligent beings.

Hex: I N E E D H I M -

*Chirp clones master shake*

Chirp: now both of you can eat it

*Blaze is drinking Master Shake*

Soup: f**k-

Chirp: I’ll serve you to hex, because you are bat soup

Hex: I require the real one.

Leafy: says the person who did it with a Blaze clone.

Octa: he did what?

Leafy: -_-

Hex: OH F**K-

Blaze: it’s mine, you can drink the clone

*Chirp gets an alternate version of Master Shake*

Chirp: happy?

Nekogon: I require a bird.

Hex: *sorta happy noises.*

Leafy: NEKO DON’T EAT CHIRP.

Chirp: I have the pistol whip

Soup: I dare one of you to eat me

Blaze: ok boomer

Hex: oh- really? Thanks I guess.

Octa; I ate a hot dog watching the fight-

Leafy: WHY DO YOU KEEP REMINDING ME.

Octa: I find it fun.

Leafy: NOW I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE A ROBOT.. AND I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT ANYTHING NOW, NOT EVEN A HUMAN.

Octa: it’s just food, it’s the only mating I can allow people to watch.

Leafy: BUT IT HAD S**, S**!!

Hex: chill.

Leafy: I CAN’T NOW I SEE THE TALKING FRIES, MILKSHAKE AND MEATBALL AS ONE OF THEM.

Hex: that’s why I want to eat that demon milkshake-

Stickdanny:hello, you might not want to wander aimlessly young lady. There’s a lot of mayhem going on, Mr Dark stolen the great protoon and electoons, even kidnapping Marie, and then dark matter possessed master shake. And there’s some stickman chanting for some chaos king

Stickdanny:ok, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. There’s a lot of danger like chaos and such

Stickdanny:bye, be careful out there

Hola, como estas?

Bueno!

Bueno.

que gran logro

Can we not speak in Spanish now it's hard to translate

Ok. I don't agree with trans because I mean you are born a gender for a reason. But I'm fine with gays and stuff like that

Now wait just a minute

Whut

*preparing to deletus self*

Hmmmmm

*preparing to delete account*

Welp, Bye *Exits*

Sunny: *kicks a rock*

Soup: pistol whip time

Chirp: NO

Soup: shut it human made trash

Chirp: we both are human made trash

Sunny: *blinks* No, Not pistol whip time. Definitely NOT.

Chirp: it’s literally a gun and a pistol together

Soup: how to pistol whip Blaze will be shown soon-

*Chirp gets the pistol whip and hits soup with it*

Chirp: NO NO NO NO

Sunny: please don't show that little shot how to be even more of a nuisance.

Soup: I meant use the whip on her-

*he gets whipped again*

Chirp: this is fun

Sunny: *laughs* it probably is.

Soup: I will kill you-

*pistol whipped again*

Chirp: I’m waiting till I summon a space shape with your stupidity

Sunny: *fiddling with a flower* Okie! *she starts purring*

Chirp: Soup is actually coronavirus master because he is part bat

Sunny: interesting. *she starts rolling around in a patch of Catnip*

Hundred bucks for it

What!

It's a joke like I'm wanting to buy the game

Don't buy it, for your own sake.

I wanna walk around aimlessly :/

Bro Switch war games aren't for sail.

Internal screaming*

How on earth do you buy Switch Wars games-

Idk