Kirby: *serious Poyo*

Meatwad: What is he saying?

Mixmellow:he’s saying that the dark matter Shake has invaded New Donk City.

Kirby: Poyo *points at mario*

Mario: What do you-a want kirby?

Kirby: *looks like he's throwing a fireball*

Mario: You want me to throw a fireball?

Kirby: *nods* Poyo.

Mario: Okie-dokie *throws a fireball*

Kirby: *inhales the fireball and becomes fire kirby* Poyo

Meatwad: I think he's saying "let's save shake".

Mixmellow:definitely.
Rayman:well what are we waiting for? Let’s go!

Kirby: *breathes fire on shake*

Esper: I guess I'll do the same *shoots fire from her palms at master shake*

Master Shake:*demon screeching*
Fireball:time to burn *flies with firey paths at master shake*

Mario: How are-a we going to get-a the dark matter out of-a shake?

Mixmellow:I think this *grabs the star rod*

Kirby: Poyo (translation: give me the star rod)

Mixmellow:I’m *gives Kirby the star rod*

Esper: Well that makes this whole "confessing to you" thing, easier than I expected

Fireball:yeah...
star butterfly:*comes out of nowhere* so does that mean there’s an Esperball?
Fireball:wha?

Meatwad: Why does that sound like something inapropriate?

Magolor: I don't know.

Mario: Same.

Esper: So I guess now is a good time to ask you this question. Fireball, ummm...

(I just realized 3 of the characters I'm rping as have the letter m as the first letter of their name)

Mixmellow:isn’t that just precious?
Weenie Burger:not really-
Four:*SCRREEECH*
*mixmellow and Weenie Burger faints*
Stickdanny:looks like Fireball is gonna get lucky.
Blocky:what’s Lucky?
Fireball:yes Esper?
Flain:hey guys, what’s up?

Esper: Will you ummmmm... wil you *blushes*

Meatwad: Oh this is gonna be good.

Esper: Will you be my sweetheart?

Fireball:ummmm...
Mixmellow:*wakes up* oww, huh?
Stickdanny:things are gonna get good!
Squidward:*drinking his tea*
Zero:(looking at this at a distance) come on dude, say yes!
Blocky:I’m confused
Fireball:yes..

Esper: *so shocked she can't think of a word to say*

Mario: *tears up* I always cry at romance scenes. Well that, and I always cry when the couple eventually gets married and I get to have wedding feast (I referenced a scene from the super mario bros super show yay)

Esper: Um, I think It's a little too early for us to get married.

Mario: I wasn't-a saying you needed to get married, I was-a saying when you eventually get married.

Esper: Well we'll have to think about doing that first.

Fireball:I agree with ya Esper. Sweethearts it is.
Mixmellow:*cheering* woo yeah!
Rayman:this is one of the most heartwarming scenes from the switch wars series.

Meatwad: I'm pretty sure it's the first and only heartwarming scene in the switch wars, cause I've never seen anything like this here.

Reddy: oh.

Reddy: I may now pronounce you-

Turk: not the right time.

Andromeda: weddings are the best, the food is great, not the mortal food tho

Soup: BEUEUEUEU

Fireball:what the hell is going on? We just confessed we had a crush on each other and now a plumber thinks we are getting married?!
Ms Pink:doesn’t sound that bad.
Fireball:okay Ms I got hit by fanart.
Stickdanny:yeah, I agree with fireball, this isn’t that right to get married if they didn’t become boyfriend and girlfriend or started dating yet

Esper: Yeah you're right, but for now, *hugs fireball* let's just be sweethearts.

Kirby: *shoots stars at shake to knock dark matter out of him*

Dark Matter:*flies out of shake* What the hell?
(Shake is unconscious)
Mixmellow:it worked!

Meatwad: What do we do know?

Dark Matter:*pulls out his sword* you will DIE!
Mixmellow:oh no.
Rayman:I defeated Mr Dark, I defeat you Dark Matter thing

Esper: I'll take care of him *starts to shoot fire from her palms but gets distracted by fireball*

Meatwad: Well this can't end well.

Esper: *gets knocked down by dark matter's sword beams

Fireball:Esper!
Mixmellow:I could try *pulls out splat dualies and starts splatting*
Dark Matter:bruh *reflects the fire at mixmellow*
Mixmellow:AAAAH! *dies then gets recovered by the Mixmellow recovery center*
Rayman:*punches dark matter* I told you, I bested your dark kind before, and I will do it again!

Kirby: Poyo! *shoots stars from the star rod*

Dark Matter:HISSS *turns into his second form*
Mixmellow:that’s not good.
Fireball:Esper, are you ok? Speak to me!
Zorch:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fireball has a crush on Esper!
Fireball:*blushes* wha- no I d-dont!

Esper: *wakes up* Yes I'm- *sees fireball and blushes*

Leafy: OH SO THAT’S THE DEMON- okay nvm.

Mario: Mama mia, why's a soda attacking-a new donk city?

Fireball:it’s a long story.
Mixmellow:we ended up talking about limbs.

Esper: But why *sees fireball and starts blushing*

Kirby: *confused poyo*

Mixmellow:eh, are you ok Esper?
Blocky:she has a crush-*gets yeeted by Weenie Burger*
Weenie Burger:she has a crush soda and she’s feeling the orange flavor.
Rayman:dude, why did you have to throw Blocky like that?
WB:don’t want to spill the beans

Mario: Wait, how does that-a make sense?

Weenie Burger:trust me, I had it once.
Mixmellow:this is so confusing

Meatwad: Are you sure?

Esper: N-no It's d-definitely from soda and n-nothing else.

Weenie Burger:yep.
*building collapses*
Master Shake:*demon screeching and runs*
Mixmellow:oh no...
Ribbon:we must stop him from destroying more buildings!

Mixmellow:one, it’s a shake, and two, Dark Matter possessed the shake. Sheesh, everyone’s accusing master Shake as a soda

Meatwad: I mean, he looks like a soda cup at something like mcdonald's, so I can't blame anybody for thinking he's a soda.

Mixmellow:I guess your right.
Rayman:*running and then stops* the world is getting darker now, Mr Dark had stolen the great proto- what happened to the soda cup.
Mixmellow:long story, but wanna help us stop this Dark Matter cup?
Rayman:yeah sure

Meatwad: What happened to your neck, arms, and legs

Mixmellow:he’s kinda born with it.
Weenie Burger:the next, he will question why Danny has no limbs.
Rayman:yeah, it might be a same being limbless, getting your hands lost and everything

Magolor: I also have no limbs, I'm just a head that looks like an egg and a pair of hands. Except rayman can actually walk while I just float.

Meatwad: What is it with video game characters and having no limbs?

Mixmellow:I’m not sure either.
Fireball:dude, I have no limbs either, and neither does blocky.
Mixmellow:are we just gonna get into a conversation about limbs now?

Meatwad: At least all of you have hands, I'm just a meatball with a face.

Esper: What is going on here?

Fireball:oh good, I thought we lost ya Esper.
Mixmellow:I’m confused still, how does soda make her blush?
Squidward:that’s not true, she has a crush on somebody.
Rayman:oh great, a spoiler *punches squidward*
(The freaking dark matter theme plays)

Meatwad: Where did he come from?

Esper: NONONONONONONONONONONONO I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE!!

Rayman:I don’t know either
Squidward:I was sitting on that chair this whole time you barnacle heads!
*gets kicked by Weenie Burger*
Weenie Burger:welp, we got this second form to deal with.

Meatwad: But wait if you're not underwater how are you breathing?

Squidward:water helmet

Meatball: Well now you being up here makes sense.

Kirby: *continues fighting dark mattter*

Esper: *covers her face in embarrassment* (in her mind: Why did that droopy nosed squid have to say that)

Mixmellow:*throws a rock at Dark Matter*
Dark Matter:ow! *looks at the rock and it has the rainbow sword* AAAAH (ded)
Mixmellow:huh, that was easy

*Leafy just slowly backs away.*

Mixmellow:Leafy, I thought you were fighting for a BFDI.
Fireball:that’s a wrong leafy

Leafy: haha funny because you guys can clearly see that I’m a pentagon-

*she was shaking a little.*

Mucky: you okay there?

Leafy: I... I think I better go prevent someone from-

*a purple Hexagon just appears out of nowhere.*

Leafy: FU-

Hex: finally.. it’s been so long but I can finally consume the demon shake, except it’s not demonic anymore.

Leafy: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? OCTA LITERALLY MADE A DUMBER CLONE OF HIM.

Octa: it’s not as tasty as the real one I guess, it just wandered off and got consumed by someone else.

Nekogon: uh.. hehe? ;w;

Esper: Why did squidward have to let out I have a crush on someone.

Weenie Burger:*shrugs* I don’t exactly know

Meatwad: Well I guess we're done for now.

Esper: *blushes and looks extremely embarrassed*

Fireball:a crush on somebody? meh, it must be firey from BFDI.
Firey:or someone else

Esper: (in her mind: Should I admit that I have a crush on Fireball?)

Zero:Guess who?!
Mixmellow:OH COME OB!

Meatwad: Well this had to happen at the worst possible time.

Mario: How are-a we going to do defeat him?

Kirby:poyo *picks up the love-love stick*

Meatwad: Well that's awfully convinient.

Esper: (In her mind: How am I going to tell him?)

Master Shake:*wakes up from coma* huh? What the hell happened?
Mixmellow:long story.
Rayman:*starts punching zero like there’s no tomorrow*

Magolor: *uses an ultra sword to hit zero*

*on

Zero:your fists and swords can’t stop me! *starts shocking*
Kirby:poyo! *uses the love-love stick against zero*
Zero:AAH MY WEAKNESS:*breaks out of his shell* you can’t stop me now, I’m a pupil!

Magolor: Ewww there's blood spraying from him. I just took a shower eyeball.

Mixmellow:*pulls out umbrella* this blood is really gorey!
Fireball:*his flames get extinguished by the blood* damn it!

Meatwad: Well, isn't it kinda obvious that blood is gorey.

Fireball:yeah

Esper: Well *blushes* I-I thought I'd tell you who i-it is.

Fireball:ok *blushes* it’s ok to sa-
Zero:*comes back from the dead* IM BACK MOTHERF**KERS *flies away*

Esper: Well that was unexpected. As I was saying, the person I have a crush on is *blushes* ummmm y-you.

Fireball:*blushes intentionally*

Esper: What?

Fireball:I sorta have a crush on you too

Mixmellow:yeah...

Esper: (In her mind: Should I confess to him or not?) *gets phone out and looks up coin flip* (in her mind: If it's heads, I confess. If it's tails, I don't confess.) *the coin lands on heads* (in her mind: Ok, I'll just wait until this bleeding eyeball guy is dead)

Fireball:Burn Eyeball Burn!
Zero:never! *gets hit by the love-love stock again* shit! *ded*
Kirby:poyo!
Mixmellow:we defeated the monster!
Rayman:except there’s Mr Dark with the stolen Protoon and kidnapped Marie and electoons

Meatwad: Oh yeah, I forgot about him, let's think of a plan to save them.

Esper: *breathes in* (in her mind: OK) Uhhh hey f-fireball.

Fireball:oh hey Esper, what’s up?

Esper: Ummm, remember when I said I had a crush on someone?