WHEN YOUR EX GOES OUT OF TOWN BUT IT'S THEIR DAY TO GET THE KIDS AND THEIR PHONE IS OFF. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THERE IS AN AVOLANCH IN YOUR BACKYARD, PERHAPS A VOLCANO,UNICORNS SHITTING RAINBOWS MAYBE CANDY WAS HARD TO TELL BUT KIDS ARE WITH ME COULDN'T LEAVE THEM SUPERVISED BY LEPERCONS.