I have opened it, come on in

*enters*

O Henlo there
Would you like something

beer

Oki den
One minute

Here you g o *hands over*

thank you *throws money and guzzles* morrre plleasse

Whatever you say *hands another bottle*

*guzzles, a little slower* Another!

*hands another*

*pauses, drinks*
*falls to floor and crawls over to corner and sits in chair*

Whatever you say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's right!!!

anyways, you want a burger or something?

Yeah

*puts you in a whitevan*

*self explodes*

OOO!

Ight *hands over burger and ketchup bottle*

thhhannkkssss

yyyooooouuuurrrrreeee wwwweeelllcccooommmmee

Probably shouldn't have given you that last one..

I'm fiiiine!

this is why I plan to never drink

Well yes, me too. I could see myself taking it too far cause like, even with normal food and drink I'll eat more sugary stuff than I should or plan on so...yeah. I'll just play it safe and steer clear of that mess.

XD you might wanna get out of that van

I blew it up with myself

why oh why did you do that

I'd rather die fighting XD

🤦‍♀️

AHHHH

...

bro

*enters* *drunk* yoooooo gimme some scotch pleaseee

Idk if that's the best idea

I said gimme scotch!

Ok *gives*

*drinks scotch* now can I has whiskeyd

This is the last you're getting from me for a while *gives*

*Drinks*

Fine!!! Buyuuyt mes sday heer

Ok den

*sees stuffed elephant* WOWW MAJICEL ELPANT!!

*give burger entirely covered in ketchup*

Holy crap. *Takes burger*

Well that's k e t c h u p

Lol ok

Where the f**k did that come from

*picks it up* hee cam frome his MAJICEL ELPANT PALEC

Ok den

*falls unconscious*

I knew it

*wakes up and is sober* yo wassup my guy

O helo

Can I have a beer and a burger?

The burger yes, but you JUST fell unconscious from being drunk so no beer for now

Fine, give me a coke please

Ok *gives coke* ya want the burger with no ketchup, ketchup, or k e t c h u p ?

K e t c h u p