Isn't that GREAT?!

i want to learns

I want to learn

Okie today we are making a TNT cannon

dear gosh

Of course.

Lol, good

yes.

I like explosives

Then build your best cannon.

never mind.

Sleeper is OP

ok.

Hmm

Yes you pass with an A+

Yay

Are we gonna learn how to make things blow up?

How about you close your eyes and pick a random house?

https://imgflip.com/i/49f5zc

Do it.

K

Picked one

yep, and more if you want.

Yay! I love blowing things up

ok. *hands you tnt and flint and steel*

Thanks

today we're going to place tnt around a person's house. Who's house do you want to tnt?

.....no. They'll put you in jail. Just one.

Hmmmm

Who are you going to bomb?

Idk

Your username goes perfect with the class

HEY GET OUTSIDE THIS SIGN IS ON THE SCHOOL FRONT DOORS

no

I will see you in detention

Not all explosives are nucular weapons. I didn't bring in a nuke.

just take it outside and don't destroy the school please

I honestly don't explode schools. There are a lot of people in there and I'm just trying to actually teach some people! I did explode a few cats though. I hate cats.

Ya I dont care about the cats you can explode those

Just be careful

All creepers hate cats. Oh, and by the way, I refill holes if I didn't explode the thing on purpose.

oh ok good this is safer then I thought

So if you see me walking with a grenade don't yell. I'm actually very careful.

ok?

Ooh, sounds fun!

Do you want to join me and f40ph? We're going to bomb a random house.

Sure!

So, who's house do you want to bomb?

Hmm, lets do..... pinkloving1's house

.. I mean, on imgflip city. I don't think pinkeloving1 has a house there.

Hmm, then, a abandoned house, so no ones house gets blown up

....fine. How about you find one? I'm not here to find you a house, I'm here to teach people how to blow things up without getting caught!

Ok, *finds a house* this one, idk who owns it

Fine. So apparently, you first need to check if the owner is home.

*looks through window* nope, not home

Ok so then you can get some explosive things from that pile over there. There are end crystals, TNT, creeper spawn eggs, and many more.

Hmm, *grabs some creeper spawn eggs and tnt*

Ok, so explode them and then wash the scent off your hands. Get something to distract you if someone asks you, so you won't need to answer them.

Ok, *sets them off* *looks at phone to distract myself*

Hope it wasn't my house.

No, it wasn't

What does the house look like

It has white walls, and a green roof, and lots of windows

Ok, I don't know who's house that is.

I think it's my brothers

Do it.

Do what?