My door. Please knock! If you ask, you can have some ravioli. UwU

*knock* can I pwease have ravioli

*let's you in* here is you ravioli. *she hands you ravioli* UwU

Yay thank for ravioli

No problem! Do you want some boba?

Shure

*she hands you some Bob's tea*
Where you go, sugar!

*there

Thank you

*Knocks with rocket launcher*

Nope! *closes door*
Out down the rocket launcher.

*put

Okie *puts down the rocket launcher.*

*gives ravioli* I don't trust you.
*closes door*

.......*Walks away with ravioli* I wonder if pet shop animals can eat ravioli

*yells* probably!

*Keeps walking away*

*gets back to watching Queer Eye*

*is screaming inaudibly* *being chased by the military*

*sighs* Come on, bart. Get inside.

*runs inside*

Military: *confused*

Sunny: please leave, Military.

*Comes back with scp-673* what the heck happened here?

Stupid little Bart done messed with the military.

Oh...
Scp-673: *Touches you on accident* Whoops..uh oh.

*literally no effect*
What? What's wrong?

*still nothing*
Why did you say oh no? Is there a problem?
(Pinlos do not take effect from scp interference, you learn that in my class.)

oh.

Hello? what's the problem?

scp-673:*Floats over to Bart*

I forgot.
scp-673: *Sighs with relief*

*fiddling with tail*

(You have a tail?)

(My roleplay persona, Sunny has one)

*puts SCP protective armor on*

scp-673: hi how are you doing today?

Good

scp-673:I'm doing great! Tried to hug a random person though. It didn't go well.

Hey! No I didn't!

Then why are they here, bart? why were they chasing you?

Ummmm... I kinda pulled a huge prank

*facepalms* what did you do, Bart?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

Bart, WHAT did you do?

I kinda used a bulldozer to make the hollywood sign say ho

Bart.
Plug your ears.

*plugs ears*

*turns black and orange, tail lights on fire*
*starts thrashing about, screaming angrily*
*smashes a chair in the wall*
*goes back to normal, signals for bart to unplug his ears*

*unplugs ears* wtf was that

*breathing heavily*
Inferno. The fire Thingy I did at lichen junction...

Ohhh

*still breathing heavily*
*opens door*
*turns blue*
F**K OFF.
*Water gently washes all the artillery away*

So I'll just leave...

Begone.
*hands you ravioli*
Bye!

Bye. *Runs out quickly*

Military: *blows up house* *mysteriously disappear*

(Bart that's it cool, you don't always get to win!!!
I'm not kidding, I'm upset.)

Hey that was the military not me! I made them disappear!

*snaps and house is back*

Seeya *walks away*

Nuuuuuu

*growls*
Thanks, bart.
*slams door*

*calls someone* call it off!!
Person: no! I have it all set up!
I. SAID. CALL. IT. OFF!!
person: ok ok!

oh. so your character has a tail.

(Affirmative)

I get it.

(Great. Anyway I gotta go! Bye)

(byeeeeeeeeeee)