My house. Knock or else scary pie will murder you in your sleep

*steals door*

All of the protectives absolutely destroy you and take it back

*also steals protection*
*Throws in a w h i t e v a n*

Scary pie: no
*she stabs you*

F40: no
*Throws in w h i t e v a n*

Next line of defense! Assemble!
*a living train and three big animatronics come and tear you to shreds*

I am a train
*Runs over the animatronics*

*they get back up*
Thomas: I am train too
*thomas crashes into you*

Thomas: hmm
*he starts to fly as well*

*lands*
*Places a mine where Thomas will land*

*thomas keeps flying and flies away*
Bugs Bonnie: Thomas!
Cerulean: time to bring in the big guns

Me: time to release the last line of defense

*a giant ice dragon crashes out of the attic*
Frigid: I’m not your Gaurd animal

Frigid: imma kill this little shit

*she slams you off your tracks*

*slams your face into spikes*

*frigid pulls me out*
Frigid: don’t know why I did that
*frigid freezes you solid*

Le no *melts*
*Shoots fire at you*

*i dodge*
Frigid: focus on me god!
*she stabs you*

*the stabber bounces off the thicc metal used to make trains and hits you*

(She is a literal god)
Frigid: die!
*she eats you*
Me: ok....

*is too big to eat*
F40PH that was wrong

*frigid becomes the size of the planet*
Me: frigid no!

*takes needle and pokes. She deflates like a balloon*

Frigid: nope
*she becomes giant again*
Me: can we agree to team up and defeat her?

Yeah sure

Ok. Hey frigid! You’re a stupid thot dragon!
Frigid: I will kill you and your whole family

*uses Uno Reverse Card*

*Walks up to door with Chris and Jimmy and knocks*

Hello?

hi why is your house upside down

I don’t know stuff happened now it can’t be fixed but it’s really not bad

a tornado, maybe?

Umm you could say that

Of course. I've had around fifty houses ending up like that. I move a lot.

In reality it was a certain ice dragon if you know what I mean

oh. that dragon.

Yeah I’ve actually locked her up in the attic to keep her from doing it again but you never know

make sure she doesn't touch scp-673

I’ll try my best but she’s tricky. She’s escaped the scp facility before and hasn’t been able to be recaptured so...

touching scp-673 will make her multiply....rapidly. And don't worry, even though scp-673 escaped easily, it is quite friendly.

Yeah ok

just becareful. Call me if you need help.

Ok but I’m trained in dealing with frigid so...

I'm trained with deealing with UFOs

She is way worse then any ufo

oh.

Yeah

ok got it.