My house. Knock or else scary pie will murder you in your sleep

*steals door*

All of the protectives absolutely destroy you and take it back

*also steals protection*
*Throws in a w h i t e v a n*

Scary pie: no
*she stabs you*

F40: no
*Throws in w h i t e v a n*

Next line of defense! Assemble!
*a living train and three big animatronics come and tear you to shreds*

I am a train
*Runs over the animatronics*

*they get back up*
Thomas: I am train too
*thomas crashes into you*

Thomas: hmm
*he starts to fly as well*

*lands*
*Places a mine where Thomas will land*

*thomas keeps flying and flies away*
Bugs Bonnie: Thomas!
Cerulean: time to bring in the big guns

Me: time to release the last line of defense

*a giant ice dragon crashes out of the attic*
Frigid: I’m not your Gaurd animal

*frigid pulls me out*
Frigid: don’t know why I did that
*frigid freezes you solid*

Le no *melts*
*Shoots fire at you*

*i dodge*
Frigid: focus on me god!
*she stabs you*

*the stabber bounces off the thicc metal used to make trains and hits you*

(She is a literal god)
Frigid: die!
*she eats you*
Me: ok....

*is too big to eat*
F40PH that was wrong

*frigid becomes the size of the planet*
Me: frigid no!

*takes needle and pokes. She deflates like a balloon*

Frigid: nope
*she becomes giant again*
Me: can we agree to team up and defeat her?

Yeah sure

Frigid: imma kill this little shit

*she slams you off your tracks*

*slams your face into spikes*

Ok. Hey frigid! You’re a stupid thot dragon!
Frigid: I will kill you and your whole family

*uses Uno Reverse Card*

Did any Australians build that? Sorry, yet not sorry.....

No I built it. It got flipped over it wasn’t like this originally

Ah, well- TBH, I'll always be in different trees so ya won't find me in a house.

Ok

Soka-

Wha?

this

Bye

*does a mini salute and turns into a raven and flies off*

Oh

Yup- Ight then, I should get back to my void or a random tree-

Ok

see ya

*knocks*
Luno:Let’s ding dong ditch
Pertra:Like a bi-

Wassup?

Luno:the floor

No
*slams door*
Swampa: leave now

Luno:nah

Swampa: attack
Scary pie: aww yeah baby!
*all of the ocs shown go attacking luno*

Luno:sike *teleports away*

Swampa: return to your posts
Scary pie: aww man