Pls knock before entering.

*knocks*

Me: -opens- oh helo

would you like to subscribe to Imgflip News Magazine?

it is everything that is ACTUALLY HAPPENING

it is sponsored by the Imgflip Postal Service and Imgflip Hospital

Me: oh sure!

thanks!

(gtg offline for the day)

Me: ok

DINCE WHENF HANCE YOU NEENRN 0AFYNO DTHR IMGFLIP PODTAL SERVICE

SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN PART OF THE IMGFLIP POSTAL SERVICE*

No
Answer the F40PHing question

no

Imgflip News Magazine Edition 1

Tik Tok is no longer banned in India causing a turning point in the war

A private image leaked?

Imgflip Has A Discord https://discord.gg/Pk4YyG and https://discord.gg/JfC5qm

Me: thank u for LE imgflip newspaper

the private image may belong to late Pirtate_melon_

Me: ahh I see. -reading le newspaper-

the antitiktokunion may give up on eradicating tik tok on Imgflip

Me: what does eradicating mean?

getting rid of and stop worrying about it for good

"I hope COVID-19 gets eradicated"

Me: ahh I see, ty

imgflip OFFICIAL has over 50 members already so join today!

Chromium is an extension of imgflip OFFICIAl and has 35+ members and a website!

Me: what is "imglip official " ?

https://discord.gg/Pk4YyG

*Pirate_melon_

"Tik Tok is no longer banned in India causing a turning point in the war" damnit, of too say "tiktok is an ultimate lifeform" 9000 times in a blank wall

this was before

before what exactly

I got the news

about what

the Tik Tok and India thing

ok. thatks for the info, now im gonna chant "tiktok is the ultimate lifeform" because my day is never too great

thanks

*burns down house*

Me: ALANA!!!!
Alana: -throws fire ball at u and u r on fire-

lol it was to make a new house for you calm down

you will like it better

Me: um ok

*knocks*

Me: -opens- oh helo

*limps in house

Me: -picks up-

*squeaks

Me: -softly- -tune of ur welcome- hey it's ok it's ok I'll help you

Bird me: *walks out of house limping*

Me: need help lil' buddy?

Bird me: *keeps limping*

Me: -picks up bird- let's go get u checked out. -drives to animal hospital with Delilah in her carrier-

Bird me: *hides*

Me: -let's Delilah out of the carrier-
Delilah: -purring sitting on couch-
Me: oh helo. Ur awake!

Bart the bird: *slowly walks out*

Me: that's it buddy. -puts bird seed so he can eat-

Bart the bird: *takes birdseed under the couch*

Delilah: MEOWWWWWWW
Me: -facepalms- come on out buddy

Bart the bird: *goes under couch*

Me: -puts bird seed on coffee table so Bart can come out-

Bart the bird: *doesn't come out*

Me: -yawns- I'm tired. Can u come out pleeeeeeese Bart?

Bart the bird: *comes out slowly*

Me: that's it. Come on...

Bird me: *trys to fly and fails*

Me: ~~LATER~~ now try and fly

Bird me: *tries to fly* *fails*

Me: you need to heal more. Your welcome t live with me and Delilah.
Delilah: -meows-

Bird me: *scared of Delilah*

Me: I'll make sure that Delilah doesn't eat you. She hates being active anyway XD
Delilah: -hisses-

Bird me: *tries to run away from Delilah* *fails*

Me: just calm down.
Delilah: -goes back to sleep-

Bird me: *slowly walks to muffin*

Delilah: -sleeping-
Me: it's ok.

Bart the bird: *walks to muffin*

Me: aww! He's so cute! -makes him a little nest- -puts him inside-

Bart the bird: *has bad dream*

Me: -petting Delilah-

Me: -picks up Bart the Bird- I won't hurt you.

Bart the bird: *falls asleep*