Oh shi-

Meatwad: Shake, why do you look so devilish?

Master Shake:*demon screeching and jumps out of the window*
Frylock:go***amn it, something possessed him.
Mixmellow:but who?

Meatwad: Was it the mooninites?

Mixmellow:there was some dark eye glowing on his chest and then dissapeared

Meatwad: Yep, he was definitely possesed by satan.

Mixmellow:yep.
Fireball:at least this isn’t like the Prowler

Lucifer: What are you talking about? I didn't possess him, I never give people giant eyes when I possess them.

Kirby: *looks at the eye and thinks it looks familiar*

Master Shake:*even more demon screaming*
*eye pokes out, sees Kirby and vanishes*
Mixmellow:Kirby, what did you see?

Kirby: Poyo

Meatwad: Does anyone have a translator.

Esper: *still blushing*

Mixmellow:*is looking for Kirby’s language in the translator* found it!
Fireball:(mind:the hell is she blushing about?)
Shake:*demon screeching*

Kirby: *angry poyo*

Meatwad: What is he saying

Esper: (in her mind: How am I going to ever confess to him, I'm sh*t at making new friends) Uhhh, I gotta go now *flies away*

Mixmellow:it says that dark matter is controlling your friend Shake.. hey wait, is he your friend?
Frylock:nah man, he always abuses Meatwad, like throwing him into the washer and bullshit like that.
Fireball:(in his mind:what’s eating Esper?) well, this is just f**ked up

Mixmellow:AAH A DEMON! *pulls out the holy water and splashed it on Lucifer*

Lucifer: YOU MORTAL I SPENT DAYS WASHING THIS SUIT! *sigh* Now I have to wash it again. *goes into a portal*.

Esper: Umm, what's going on? Why is he possesed, and why was the devil just- *sees fireball and blushes*. (In her mind: Why do I have a crush on this guy? He's just me, but with no body.)

Fireball:oh hey Esper, we are still wondering who possessed Master Shake, and the devil said he didn’t do it.
Mixmellow:yeah, it’s a long story

Esper: *still blushing* O-ok.

Kirby: *walks up to shake* Poyo.

Kirby: *starts shaking shake to try and get dark matter out of him*

Meatwad: I don't think that'll work man.

Kirby: *Inhales the mooninites laser and becomes spark kirby* Poyo *electricutes master shake to knock dark matter out of him*

Master Shake:*demonic screams*
*master shake jumps out the window and runs into town*
Mixmellow:uh oh

Meatwad: What do we do now?

Mixmellow:I’m not sure I can fight some dark thing.
Frylock:we must destroy that thing before it hits the town

*ribbon flies in with a crystal gun*

Ribbon: This crystal gun will get rid of dark matter *picks up kirby*

Meatwad: I guess that helps.

Oh no.