smh so many frikin people really think this

Hey babe. So, my dad and I are almost finished on the bmw. And we are expected to finish on Thursday. So somewhere around there, I'll be back. Love you babe.

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bye! imma just go cry in a corner now

Don't worry babe, the car is almost finished. The car part is arriving tomorrow, and were about to finish. Dont cry in a corner.

already did lol
see u soon! ):

Dont worry babe. Today, I have a whole day to burn my eyes on a tiny screen. And what better way than spend time with my hot girlfriend.

ehhhh i wouldnt call me that anymore if i were u
im okay with babe, but "hot" is over the line
im a bruh girl so yea

Ok, sure. Well, I would spend my time with you.

>:D

lolwut

FANGIRLS DECLARE WAR OVER SANS! (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

lol
wait wat

Hey babe, you wanna show me your boobs soon? If you do, I’ll show you my dick. Or, I’ll end the relationship and spread lies about you.