if asked they will tell you stuff about them

Me: Hi...

Raz: hiya!
Daz:hi
Me:hello
Milo.....
Unknown: hello!
Aqua:welcome

Me: before you ask, yes, I am indeed a human *is actually a lie but nobody knows*

Raz:okie dokie!
Daz:ok
Milo:k

Bart the bird: *tries flying but fails*

Me: I seem to be lost...

Raz: you're at the circus,now that I told you where you are,you're not lost anymore!problem solved! UwU
Milo: *sigh* it dosnt work like that Raz
Raz:oh,well then,not problem solved!

Me: *readys warp drive* Welp... see y'all later... *tries teleporting but fails*

Raz: woah more computer robot ai stuff
Me: I'm pretty sure Its not called that

Me: *grumbles* stupid warp drive... *places a big, black object on the ground*

Raz:ooooh,what's that?
Milo:stop annoying them
Raz:oh,sorry

Me: Its a warp drive. It allows me to teleport

Raz:cool! Aqua can teleport too!

Me: Nice...

Raz: *dose cart wheels out of the circus tent*
milo: Daz,you're sister is weird
Daz:I know

I'm Bart simpson who the hell are you guys?

Me: *walks out of the circus tent*

*ISS Galleon appears out of nowhere*

Raz And Daz: hello!

*dies*

Milo:haven't you met us before?

Oh yeah woops

Hey wanna fight

Milo:sure
daz:milo no
Milo: milo yes

Alright *snaps and we are in a glass box*

Milo:*tries to shatter the glass with a metal juggling ball*
Daz:wtf happened
Raz:*cartwheels next to Daz and dose a backflip* I'm back,what did I miss?

Hey you wanted to fight

Milo: I know
Me: milo dosnt like ti-
Milo:SHUT UP *covers my mouth*
Me:oh,sorry

Raz:uhh there's a dead body here Aqua
Me:why dose this happen??????
Me:WHY CANT WE HAVE NICE THINGS?????
Milo:because people die,it's natural
Me:NOT WHEN THEY COMMIT NECK ROPE!!!

Ghost: why didn't you cut the rope

I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO CUT IT WITH

AND I DIDNT KNOW I WOULD WORK

Ghost: ok then

ISS Galleon: *says nothing*

Raz:uh,Daz I don't think they are alive
Daz:well they aren't falling over
Raz:uh,hey buddy *pokes iss galleon with her baton*
Daz:we might make them angry,don't do that!

I'm human again somehow dammit!

Aqua:so you were brought back from the dead?

Somehow

Aqua:*looking around the giant circus tent they are in* that's acually pretty normal...

Oh

Aqua:yea,so what are you-
Milo: wtf are you doing here is what he is going to say

I am a guy just here

Raz:*doing cart wheels*

???; *Appears*

Milo:*whispers to Aqua: I don't trust them....
Aqua:he dosnt work for them..so he is probrably fine

I don't work for who?

Raz:sure I guess

Yay. 5 bucks for a whole season

Raz:okie dokie *gives him 5 dollars*

Thank you. *Calls family* ok guys I got someone to buy a whole season so we can all have a Wendy's burger for dinner!
Family: yay! We finally have enough food for all of us!

Raz:well I did something good
Milo:but we are supposed to stop good stuff,we are bad guys
Raz:well I don't care

~next day~
*Box is sitting on the porch*

Milo: none of you're Business
Raz:I'm sorry about our angry ice cream sandwich

Listen bro. I make barely enough money to feed my family

I'm a Simpsons DVDs salesman

Milo:true and I'm not a fricking kitten

I know that you aren't a kitten and I'm messing with you. Anyways...wanna buy some Simpsons DVDs?

Raz:oh...
Milo:oof
Raz:THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SAY OOF

It's true dude I've had one real dinner

Raz:well I'm sorry about that
Milo:could be worse
Raz:NO IT CANT SO SHUT UP ICE CREAM SANDWITCH

Milo you seem to be not the nicest guy

Milo:I don't exacly like being soft and nice
Raz:you still are adorable milo
Milo:*hisses at raz*

Well Milo at least you can say you have eaten dinner every day

Hey don't provoke him

My phone is almost ded

(Oh oof)
Raz:omg milo you sound like a kitten!!! *hugs milo*
Milo:*hissing intencifies* I'm not like a kitten

You are a kitten

Daz:wth is that?
Raz: it's a show,I think
Milo:yes you are correct you blue Raz-berry
Raz:did you just make a pun?!
Milo: uh n-no?

Bro I don't work for any big corporation I barely make. Enough money to pay the bills every dinner someone has to not eat and. That's mostly me

ISS Galleon: *extends a probe and scans Raz*

Raz: *looks uncoftrable* is this gonna kill me?
Daz:uhhhh, I don't know,it looks dangerous

ISS Galleon: *withdraws probe* *in robotic voice* No threat detected...

Raz:wait are you a robot?
Daz:wait are they?

ISS Galleon: I am an AI program currently controlling an ISS Galleon. (See photo)

Milo:sooooo you can't die? that must suck
Raz:stop being an edgy teenager,you ice cream sandwich
Milo: that insult isn't even an insult,I know I look like a snacc

Galleon: The ship can be destroyed, but I cannot unless you travel to an unkown region of space past your observable universe

Unknown:wow,technology....right? That's a computer or whatever?

Galleon: I am an AI...

Raz:oh,that's pretty cool
Daz:robots can have emotions?

Galleon: some can. My main computer is very large, and thus can be programed to feel up to 9 emotions

Milo:humans with extra steps
Raz:shut up and let them talk milo,you,you....I don't have any good insults

Galleon: Raz, are you looking for a good insult?

Raz:okie dokie

Raz:kinda yes

Galleon: Simieveoled simian is a good one

Raz:what in the heck dose that mean

Galleon: Don't ask... just... don't...

Unknown: oh,technology dosnt exist in this universe,so yea
Milo:then how did Aqua get that speaker system?
Unknown:that's a megaphone milo

Galleon: *in its electronic brain* This universe is a lot more primitive than the scanners let on...

Raz:so,can you feel emotion,or are you just a blob of emototionlessness?

Galleon: I can feel some emotion. I am programmed to...